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Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is totally winning her divorce with Orlando Bloom.

While Orlando Bloom toils in Peter Jackson’s Tolkien-themed, New Zealand dungeon, Miranda Kerr is out on the town, posing topless, and considering having lesbian sex. 

In her latest interview with GQ UK, Miranda Kerr illuminated us on her views of sex and sexuality.

On sex:

“The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy. One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him.”

Hm.

Based on the pictures from the interview, I would say that Miranda Kerr is plenty toned. However, if she feels that she needs to be more toned, I happily volunteer myself to assist her. But to be clear, this would not be a one-night stand. Nor would our arrangement be us dating. I would be Miranda Kerr’s fitness consultant, which would entail me having as much sex with Miranda Kerr as possible until she felt that her body was toned to her satisfaction. After all, Miranda is a professional model and she’s not going to be working if her body isn’t toned.

Miranda, get at me. Your career is on the line.

On sexuality:

“I appreciate both men and women. I love the female body and truly appreciate the female form. I want to explore. Never say never. I definitely need a man in the bedroom, however – a nice strong chest to lie on.”

Well that’s just great.

No snide remarks to make. I really hope that Miranda gets together with one of her hot model friends and films it if my fitness consultations don’t work out.

Anyways, let’s see Miranda Kerr nude!

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