More Sex = More Money, Study
A new study from the Institute of Labor in Germany has revealed that people who have more sex also make more money.
Employees who have sex more than four times a week make on average 5% more than employees that aren’t getting any. The study’s author, Nick Drydakis, also said that people who have sex at least four times a week have more, “…emotional stability, more extraversion and less health limitations such as diabetes, heart diseases and arthritis.”
Essentially, people who have a lot of sex have been known to be happier and healthier. Happy and healthy translates to a positive performance at work.
While having more sex may not necessarily score you a raise right away, it also couldn’t hurt.
One thing that the authors of this study were quick to point out was the fact that making more money could lead to more sex. “Higher wages may encourage some to adopt more sexually active lives,” researchers wrote. “For instance, higher wages may increase the value and attractiveness of a person on the dating market; higher wages may increase purchase of gifts that are thanked for via sex.”
So in other words, it’s a complete Catch-22. How do you make more money? Have more sex. How do you have a lot of sex? Make more money.
All I need to know is…
If sex makes me a better employee, can I start claiming escort visits as a business expense?
It’s only fair.