Tag-Team The Sexxxtons With Your Dad
Have you met the world’s only mother-daughter pornstar duo, the Sexxxtons?
Jessica Sexxxton (56) and Monica Sexxxton (22) are mother and daughter. They’re also pornstars that shoot scenes together. But it’s not incest. As Jessica Sexxxton explains, “We don’t have a problem doing two-on-one. We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other.”
Jessica Sexxxton noted that this is sometimes difficult to do, but Monica Sexxxton reassured everyone that ”our lips never touch” during filming. If they’re lips never touch, then it’s not weird.
Oh wait…it’s a mother and daughter doing porn together. Yep. It’s still fucking weird.
Having abandoned any notion of good taste or judgement a long time ago, the Sexxxtons are now embarking on a nation-wide search to find a father and son duo willing to shoot a porn video with them because it just wasn’t weird enough before.
“It’s something we’ve considered for a while,” Jessica told The Huffington Post. “We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to [Monica's] age, but we haven’t done a father and son in real life or on camera.”
The Sexxxtons have filmed a father-son scenario with actors playing father and son, but apparently the father “looked too much like the “Cockroach” guy from that movie, ‘Men In Black.’” So they’re hoping to have more luck by finding an actual father and son duo.
They’ve already got a scenario for the porn in mind. ”Something like, ‘Hey Dad, my girlfriend’s got a hot mom,’” Monica told the HuffPost. “But we’d probably cater to the fantasy by having the father have sex with me.”
And don’t worry, the father and son will not be touching lips or having sex with each other.
Just in case you’re interested in having sex with the Sexxxtons with your father/son…
Here’s a Monica Sexxxton video:
And here’s a Jessica Sexxxton video:
I couldn’t find a video of the Sexxxtons in the same scene but that’s probably for the best. It’s way too fucking weird. In my mind, what they’re doing is incest but they’ve managed to exploit a loophole so that they’re not total pariahs.
If the Sexxxtons aren’t able to find a father and son duo they like, this whole freaky idea is going to get canned. Which is probably for the best because even if they film the scene, it’s not like it’s going to be popular with anyone but sick freaks.
According to Nicole Prause, an assistant researcher at UCLA in the Department of Psychiatry who studies sexual arousal in response to porn, “Research shows sexual acts between any parent and child leads most people to report feeling high levels of disgust, especially women, so the strong reaction to their films is unlikely to be seen as more acceptable over time.”
Personally, I really hope that the Sexxxtons give up this mother-daughter gimmick entirely and continue to make sex movies on their own. Borderline incest is not sexy so please stop.