Mrs. Claus made Santa a sexy video

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Sex sells. But does Santa’s thousand year old wife making a sexy video for her husband sell the new Samsung Galaxy Beam?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKv1AXUmOk&feature=player_embedded

This technology is very cool but remember what we said in October about how often amateur porn gets leaked? Who else thinks that if this easy-sharing takes off that we could be seeing a lot of amateur porn being leaked?

Also, if Santa shouldn’t watch the sexy video in a magical sleigh a million miles in the air…then where should he watch it? In someone’s home when everyone is asleep? First of all, he’s at work and shouldn’t be watching sexy videos. Second of all, if Santa gets caught with red pants around his ankles after breaking in through the chimney, he’s going away for a long, long time. Believe me.

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