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The MustachiO: The Mustache Vibrator

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The MustachiO

Movember is underway and if your mustache isn’t coming all big and bristly, I have the perfect thing for you to give the best damn mustache rides ever.

What you need is the MustachiO Vibrating Fun’stace (with fancy strap) by Screaming O and if you’re only going to buy one sex toy this Movemeber, this should be the one. 

The Screaming O representative Conde Aumann said. “We wanted to bring customers something fun and on-trend but without skimping on quality construction, so we crafted the perfect handlebar shape out of 100 percent premium silicone. And the micro motor inside packs some serious punch, which puts the MustachiO in a clever category of its own.”

The MustichiO mustache vibrator has a battery life of 30+ minutes, it’s made of 100% silicone, and there’s no trace of latex or phthalate.

For the most part, sex toys can be put into two categories: scary and elegant. But sex is fun, toys are fun. Why can’t sex toys just be fun?

That’s why I’m endorsing this vibrating mustache. It’s just good old fashioned fun!

Imagine you’re about to eat your girlfriend’s pussy when all of a sudden you stop.

She says something like, “Why are you stopping?”

And then you’re like, “Sorry. I forgot something.”

She’s lying in bed all impatient and sexually frustrated. Then you turn around and you’re wearing a silicone mustache that vibrates. She laughs. You laugh. Then you dive face first into her croth and give her the mustache ride of her life!

Doesn’t that sound like fun?

I sure think so.

If you think so too, visit Vibestache.com to get your own mustache vibrator!

I can’t possibly think of a better way to celebrate Movember.

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