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Myla Sinanaj the Anti-Kim Kardashian: Sex Tape Now Available

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Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim Kardashian

Myla Sinanaj is famous (famous is a word I’m using generously) for being obsessed with looking like Kim Kardashian and dating Kim’s ex-husband and grossly overpaid power-forward Kris Humphries.

Sinanaj recently underwent $30,000 worth of plastic surgery (lipo, lip injections, and breast implants) to look more like Kim Kardashian. She explained to TMZ, “I’m obsessed with her body and want mine to be exactly the same.”

Yikes. That’s fucked up.

Her surgical transformation to the Anti-Kim Kardashian (or perhaps Bizzaro-Kim Kardashian) wasn’t just for her own Kim Kardashian obsession. It was to generate hype for her brand new Vivid Celebrity sex tape, Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim Kardashian XXX.

Oh boy. Not this crap again.

Back in August, Myla Sinanaj was confident that anyone who saw her sex tape would curse the day they once referred to her as “the fat Kim Kardashian”. She also added that, “I know [Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim Kardashian XXX] will launch my career.”

Right…

The problem is that Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim Kardashian XXX was shot BEFORE HER PLASTIC SURGERY.

Speaking of Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim Kardashian XXX, it was finally released today. This marks the third Vivid Celebrity sex tape this year with Farrah Abraham’s sex tape and Sydney Leathers’ sex tape preceding this one.

You want to see a preview of it?

Check out these pictures and screenshots from Myla Sinanaj’s new sex tape: 

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You can tell just by these pictures that her career is…

Um…

Her career is…

Hey! Let’s watch a 5 minute preview of Myla Sinanaj’s sex tape:


Myla Sinanaj Is The Anti Kim XXX powered by YouPorn.

Cool.

If you want to see the Myla Sinanaj’s full sex tape, including the second anal scene and the masturbation scene, you’ll have to visit TheAntiKim.VividCeleb.com.

Do I foresee a future for Myla Sinanaj in reality TV like Kim Kardashian? No. I don’t. See, Kim Kardashian’s sex tape came out when sex tapes weren’t totally staged. I mean, it’s totally possible that the original Kim Kardashian sex tape was staged. But who knows exactly?

Nowadays, it’s pretty obvious that these “celebrity” sex tapes are just regular porn movies with girls who aren’t pornstars. If this is news to you, brush up on your sex tape knowledge with all those old Farrah Abraham posts.

I even hesitate to label this sex tape as a celebrity sex tape mostly because I hadn’t even heard of Myla Sinanaj until today.

Rather, this is just another media whore turning to porn as a final attempt to achieve some kind of fame.

I doubt anything will come of it, but we’ll see…

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