Mystikal’s porn career takes a step forward

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Mystikal and Pinky

After serving a charge of domestic abuse battery, Mystikal is back!

But the thing with going to prison is that it can change you. Take it from me, to survive prison you have to do a little introspection and reevaluate your priorities. That is exactly what Mystikal did.

He’s given himself an ultimatum. If he fails to make hit on his next album, Original, he will retire from rap and start doing porn. So which scenario is more likely?

Luckily for fans of his music, Mystikal is backed by Birdman, Lil Wayne, and the Cash Money Empire. Pretty much everything they do becomes a hit despite how shitty it might be (for example Drake and Nicki Minaj).

However, he hasn’t released an album since Tarantula in 2001. More importantly, Original has been “to be released” since 2011. Mystikal’s rap career seems a little stagnant while Mystikal’s porn career could be gaining momentum.

The rapper’s porn star crush Pinky stated today that she would gladly film a scene with him.

There is one catch to a Mystikal vs Pinky scene, he will not be paid for it. Pinky is a professional porn star and Mystikal is just an amateur. Simply, no matter how good Mystikal might be in bed, he’s not getting paid because of his amateur status.

Who would have ever guessed that choosing between careers in rap and hip hop would be so hard? There’s like no job security in either of these.

When Mystikal first announced that he would be moving into porn after hip hop, he named Pinky as the female performer he’d most like to work with.  “She’s a bad bitch. I would take her down in a second,” is what he told TMZ.

And just to show that they are a match made in porn-heaven, Pinky isn’t worried about the sexual battery stint one bit. All she said about his sentencing was, “I think he came out looking better than when he went in.”

The Sex.com Blog will be closing following any news regarding Original‘s release. The album’s performance will determine the outcome of this story.

But let’s be real, no matter what happens this Mystikal song will always be the best:

Don’t get too excited for the new Mystikal album. A Neptunes beat will make anyone sound good.

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