You know what really bothers me? How some girls think it’s cute to slap on a pair of thick glasses and all of a sudden become nerds. Sorry babes, though you do look great in those thick glasses, you’re not a nerd. To be a nerd you need to be able to tell me what quadrant of space the crew of the USS Voyager gets lost in in Star Trek: Voyager.
However, hot girls pretending to be nerds isn’t nearly as bad as the hot girls that pretend to love nerds. I think comedian Chelsea Peretti said it best when she said:
Yes babes, the handsome guy that used to read comics as a teenager is not a nerd. That handsome guy with an astigmatism is not a nerd, he just wears corrective lenses.
But in spite of this nuisance, there are some babes that always get a pass. Actions, outfits, labels, doesn’t matter. Whatever they do, we can’t complain about it because it’s touches us on such an erotic level that we can’t even be bothered by it.
That’s why when Jesse Jane puts on some glasses and declares herself a nerd, it’s really not that bad because IT’S JESSE-FUCKING-JANE.
If you like girls that pretend to be sexy nerds or you just like blondes with big tits or you’re just a diehard Jesse Jane fan, you’re going to like STRIPLV‘s latest offering.
STRIPLV presents: Jesse Jane, Nerd.
Rumor has it that Jesse Jane won’t be doing porn once her Digital Playground contract is up. And while I hope that’s not true for the sake of her loyal fans around the world, y’all better start appreciating this bombshell of a babe while you have the chance!
…even though she’s not technically a nerd…