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How many times have you been watching porn in your room with all the lights off and thought to yourself, “These headphones just aren’t making the cut”?

It must be in the high millions, right? Well, there’s good news. Sex toy manufacturer Lovepalz has just announced that they have designed a new kind of headphone to enhance your porn watching experience!

Since this is the internet, you have every right to highly skeptical of Lovepalz’s new porn-centric headphones. So allow me to explain what they’re all about.

Lovepalz’s Ladobi earphones are supposedly designed to put more emphasis on voice rather than sounds. They are said to make male voices rounder and fuller and female voices sound more pleasing and sharp.

How? The Ladobi earphones are a six-channel surround sound earphones, meaning 360 degree sound, and a frequency range of 15 HZ-22 KHZ. The idea is that the sound is so immersive that it will give users the feeling they are right there on the set. At least, that’s what I think it means. I’ll admit that I don’t understand this technical mumbo-jumbo but I am intrigued by the idea of headphones designed specifically for watching porn.

Personally, I’m a big believer in aural arousal. That means that you’re turned on by sounds.

Let’s try a little experiment shall we?

STEP 1: Go to Sex.com’s video page.

STEP 2: Choose any video.

*If you’re having trouble choosing a porn video, may I recommend the following videos:

- Dakota Sky Tries Anal For The First Time.

- MILF Kendra Lust and Teen Maddy O’Reilly tag team.

- Shyla Jennings and Dillion Harper lesbian sex.

STEP 3: Now that you’ve chosen a hot porn video to watch, watch it with the sounds off.

STEP 4: See how long you can last masturbating to the video without sound.

STEP 5: Record that time.

STEP 6: Give your body some time to recouperate.

STEP 7: Watch another video on Sex.com, but this time with the sound on. Preferably as loud as possible.

*If you’re having trouble choosing a porn video, may I recommend:

- Veronica Radke porn video 

- Shae Summers hardcore sex video

- Hot blonde Alexia gets caught playing with her favorite dildo

STEP 8: See how you can last masturbating to the video with the sound on.

Now, which was better?

Of course, there’s no wrong way to watch porn. Some of you may hate the moans and groans and smacking of skin on skin. Meanwhile, there are some of you that probably can’t even get it up without the sound. Whatever works for you is the correct way to watch porn.

However, for those of you who have realized the importance of sound in porn through my little experiment, I’ll just tell you that Lovepalz’s Ladobi porn-centric earphones cost $39.99 and only 1,000 pairs have been made.

You can pre-order them now and get yourself a free shipping and $15 coupon.

Enjoy!

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