Picking Up Women With Augmented Reality
Wouldn’t it be great if you had a computer chip implanted into your brain that could guide you through life? Unfortunately, that kind of technology is only available in dystopian futures, right?
Well the computer chip brain implant is still a few years away but in the meantime New York-based tech company, Infinity Augmented Reality, is working on augmented reality glasses that will run your life.
Finally you’ll be able to do cool things like play pool, drive a car, ride a bike, and pick-up women! Because we’ve never been able to do any of those things without the help of a computer.
Just watch Infinity AR’s promo video to see how you might be able to use augmented reality to pick up women in the near future:
The Daily Dot quotes Infinity AR on its product plan:
Infinity AR’s software platform it will enable the use of such applications as facial, voice, and mood recognition. This futuristic phenomenon actually knows what you are doing, what you want, and when you want it based on information received from the connection to your smartphone or other mobile device.
So soon you’ll be able to use Infinity AR’s facial, voice, and mood recognition software to judge the horniness of women around you.
There is just one small problem…and it’s this:
Though Infinity AR will be able to use its facial, voice, and mood recognition software to determine whether or not women you’re speaking to want to bang you, the glasses themselves will repel all women.
They look like the kind of sunglasses Zach Galifianakis would wear in The Hangover “trilogy”.
You’re probably better off trying to pick up women with “RAPIST” written across your forehead than wearing these monstrosities.