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Playboy Mansion Suit Headed for Appeal Court

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David Long Jr. dared to take on Playboy Enterprises International. Long, a self-proclaimed “partier”, attended the “White Party” in 2009 and decided to sue when females were offered free or reduced  entry (depending on looks anywhere from 0 to $350) while men had to pay at least $625.

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Long didn’t just manage to lose his court case but he was left with $6000 in court fees. That’s not even counting the cost of his own attorney.

Losing and debt will not stop David Long Jr. from fighting for men’s rights. He now plans to take his case to the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. The court has yet to make a decision on whether or not they will even hear his case.

Although my support for men’s rights has been well documented, I cannot throw my support behind David Long Jr. Yes, it is unfair for men to pay $300 to $600 dollars more than women. In any other situation it would be abhorrent. But this is a party. All you need to do is use simple party-logic to know that David Long Jr.’s lawsuit is wrong.

Allow me to explain…

Why do heterosexual men go to anywhere, especially parties? To meet women that they can have sex with. It could be a one-time-thing or a long relationship, that depends on the man but they all start with the same common goal to sleep with a woman.

Because all men are looking for sex at parties, men overpopulate the party. This turns the party into something known as a “sausage-fest“, which means that everyone’s evening is unsalvageable. Hundreds of men are forced to go home alone and use Sex.com until 6:30 in the morning.

To prevent a “sausage-fest” and ensure everyone has a good time at the party, party hosts go to great lengths to ensure that girls of all shapes and sizes are in attendance. There is a direct correlation between the goodness of a party and the number of girls there (for heterosexual men, anyway). This is especially true for nightclubs. Men can’t get in without women in their group. There needs to be 4:1 females to males ratio or less they would go out of business.

The promoters of the “White Party” were operating with the same philosophy but on a much larger scale. They were hosting a party at the Playboy Mansion, which they rented out for $80,000. The Playboy Mansion is the party big leagues. There was a lot of pressure on them to throw an awesome party. If that meant not recouping their $80,000 through ticket sales, it had to be done. Had they not admitted gorgeous women for free and the mildly attractive for $350 an over-crowded grotto full of men would have torn the Mansion apart.

Imagine the lawsuits the promoters would face if they threw a party at the Playboy Mansion and there were no women? That would completely undermine the brand’s image after 60 years.

So while David Long Jr.’s heart is most definitely in the right place, believing that men and women should be equal, he is definitely not the partier he claims to be (which ultimately is the most offensive thing). The real question is how a partier of his low-caliber was able to attend a Playboy Mansion party?

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Comments

  • Lizzy

    Whoever writes this is funny

  • Qbert

    Sex is the only motivation to do anything.

  • http://www.sex.com Chico Dusty

    Thanks. I think so too.

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    Hungry is also a good reason to do things