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South Africa’s TopTV is desperately trying to get three pay TV adult channels off the ground. Why? Because people like to watch porn. Well, almost everyone likes to watch porn.

TopTV’s bid hit a snag when a morality group stepped in to put the kibosh on people enjoying their pornography via television.

Porn on TV and not the internet? I’m just as confused as you are. I don’t even watch TV on TV anymore. The internet is where I watch all my TV. But hey, we’re not here to judge.

TopTV CEO Eddie Mbablo issued a statement today that the proposed pornography channel would only feature porn with storylines.

He went on to say, “If you check the dictionary definition of porn, you will realise that porn is content that has no artistic merit. What we’re promoting here is scripted narrative material that could be watched by couples.”

Well, actually Mr. Mbablo, pornography is obscene writing, images, photography, etc. with no artistic merit. If porn was content that had no artistic merit, pretty much every major motion picture release of the last five years could be considered pornography (aside from a few good ones, obviously).

Regardless, Mr. Mbablo’s plan to screen only plot-centric porn movies made me think of purpose of plot in porn movies. For the most part, plot in porn movies seem to be universally hated. And if plot-lines in porn movies aren’t universally hated, they’re at least skipped or ignored by the general public. But why? Are the plot-line in porn movies that bad?

I mean, think of Digital Playground’s smash hit Pirates. There’s a cut of Pirates that has an R rating because it features only the story and no sex. Surely that says enough about the plot, the characters, the performance, and Pirates as a whole if it was able to sustain itself as an actual movie and not just a porno. And who can say that was a fluke? I’m sure other porn movies will have solid enough stories to hold their own as heavily edited, low-budget mainstream films.

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Jesse Jane in Pirates

Personally, I love plot-lines in porn movies. Working for Sex.com, I see a lot of porn pictures and porn movies. Porn movies where the girl is dancing around rubbing oil on herself until a man walks into frame and they start going at it really don’t interest me. Call me whatever names you can think of but it’s the truth. The reason I’m not interested in these kinds of porn movies is because there is no set-up.

Porn movies follow a formula. Teasing, oral sex, sex in four different positions, and then cumshot. The formulaic nature of porn movies makes all the sex seem the same and ultimately kind of boring. I know, blasphemy. But again, it’s the truth. Without a set-up it’s hard for me to even differentiate between scenes.

Maybe it’s just me, but for me I know I need some context for why the sex is happening to truly be interested in it. The plot-line doesn’t have to the conventional It can be an elaborate swashbuckling fantasy like Pirates or it can be as simple as pizza being delivered to a lonely housewife, if there’s a situation established it enhances the sex in the scene because I know that there are stakes in the sex being had.

Knowing the characters and the situation is important. Why else would parody porn movies taken off the way they have if it didn’t? Ya see, when you’re watching a porn parody, you’re watching sex between characters you’re already invested in and you’re in a situation that are familiar to you as a viewer. You can then contextualize the sex and enjoy the eroticism on an artistic level.

Does any of this make sense or am I just making a strong case for my own insanity?

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Kimberly Kane as Scully

So you’ve heard why I like plots in porn movies, now vote!

What do you think of plot-lines in porn movies?

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  • http://logicversusemotion.blogspot.com Eroscott

    So I voted “If it’s well acted… .” But that’s just the problem. There is extremely little good acting in porn. I’m watching porn for what I call my TPT–testosterone production therapy.

    Having no one but myself to have sex with and knowing that natural production of testosterone is good for a man’s overall health, and knowing that getting an erection and ejaculating is a great way to produce free testosterone, my watching of porn is a therapy. Of course, the sight of beautiful young, or not so young, women getting fucked in many different ways pleases me greatly. I find it to be but one form of “incredible beauty of existence.”

    Pornography derives from the ancient Greek “Pornos” and “Graphos,” which can be translated as the depiction or writings of or about prostitutes. The eros-porn disconnect, mentioned in the article, is not true. Eros is pure carnal (read physical or body) love as opposed to Philos, which is the love of a person or thing because it exists.

    In a really good relationship there is both eros and philos. For example, a man and a woman who love each other for who they are, their personalities, intelligence, just their very being and they have similar sexual drives and really good sex without shame or embarassment.

    Finally (thought I would never stop, didn’t you), regardless of any dictionary definition, what I find to be obscene, among other things, are war, murder, rape, child molesting and torture. Writings or images–moving or still–depicting or showing sexual acts of all kinds between consenting adults I find to be erotic, arousing, and, quite often, beautiful and lovely.

  • Chico Dusty

    If only the rest of the world thought the same way as you.

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