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Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food

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Screen Shot 2013 07 30 at 12.14.27 PM Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food

Porn Star Vaginas are plums?

If you’ve ever had real sex before, you know that it’s actually quite different from porn sex.

I’ve never been able to put my finger on it because I mostly have real sex with aspiring pornstars, which ultimately ends up looking more like porn sex anyways because these aspiring pornstars end up treating the real sex like a porn audition. I try to tell them that I hold no clout whatsoever, but it never seems to work.

Most people don’t have porn sex. I hate to break it to you but very rarely do regular people include casual anal sex, facials, and other stuff you only really see in porn sex. But if only we knew the differences between real sex and porn sex.

Thankfully, the good people of KB Creative Lab crunched the numbers and they determined the differences between real sex and porn sex. Unfortunately for perverts like us, they don’t use any explicit material in their explanation. They used food to explain the differences between real sex and porn sex.

Let’s watch:

So it turns out that real sex is pretty boring compared to porn sex.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Real sex feels real good. Porn sex is just the audio and visual representation of real sex, which probably explains why it’s more extreme than real sex. It needs to over-compensate for the lack of sensation and intimacy.

Maybe…

Who knows.

The point is this video has ruined food forever.

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