Porn stars in space

Coco Brown, porn-astronaut

Mark your calendars, porn fans. March 2014 is going to monumental because Coco Brown (aka, Honey Love) will be the first porn star ever to be launched into space.

She is currently training in the Netherlands with SpaceXC, a private Dutch company that hopes to make space tourism a sustainable reality.

“I was at a luncheon in Berlin and I was specially invited and they were talking about going into space,” Brown told The Huffington Post.

SpaceXC told The Huffington Post that they see no problems with sending a porn star into space because it fits with the company’s ethos that space should accessible to everyone, even porn stars. However, Coco is paying SpaceXC $100,000 for the opportunity.

Before she is cleared for take off in March of next year, Coco still needs to complete her training on a Desdemona Simulator, which simulates 3Gs worth of G-Forces and the Albatross Jet, which recreates the weightlessness and re-entry in a cool 30 minutes.

Check out Coco Brown training in zero gravity from November 2012:

Though Coco Brown will be the first porn star in space, there are no plans to use this opportunity to have any weightless sex on camera. “Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult, especially if you’re going to do Zero G,” she said. “You just really don’t that much control. People have to learn how working in no gravity functions before you do a porn there.”

Remember on The Simpsons, how much havoc Homer caused by opening a bag of ruffled chips in the space shuttle? Imagine how disastrous a floating facial could be…

Anyways, good luck, Coco! We hope that you go where no porn star has gone before.

Let’s commemorate this historic announcement by watching the first and only Zero G sex scene starring Silvia Saint in The Uranus Experiment Part Two.

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