There has never been any reason for anyone to follow soccer. At least in North America. However that could all change thanks to a Columbian-born, Canadian-based pornstar and “fuutball” fan.
27 year old Janeira Ventura (more of an aspiring pornstar) is such a big FC Barcelona fan that she has pledged to give other fans a wild night of passion if they win the Spanish League. She toldEl Mundo Deportivo, a national sports newspaper in Spain, that, “If we win the league this year, I pledge publicly to spend a night of passion with any Barcelona member or supporter who dares.”
All fans need to do to claim this night of passion is send a picture of a membership card or tickets from a game to Ms. Ventura’s website (though we think she means Facebook page because she doesn’t seem to have a website of her own).
As of right now, FC Barcelona is leading La Liga with 37 points, just 3 points ahead of Atlético Madrid. They are also pretty much the favorite because their captain isLionel Messi, arguably the best soccer player in the world. Messi is considered to be the successor to superstar Diego Maradona.
But there are a few things to consider before you’re ready to claim this offer.
First, FC Barcelona could choke and lose the league. Then no one gets any free sex.
Second, the sex she’s offering is hardly free. The average ticket price is about 25 Euros and to membership for adults is 170 Euros, which is seems reasonable. What people should be worried about is the flight to Toronto. By living in the desolate wasteland that is Canada, Janeira Ventura has pulled off a fantastic publicity stunt without ever having to have sex with fellow fans (perverts). Anyone from Spain or visiting Spain to see the game (she wants pictures as well as proof of purchase) will have to somehow make it to Toronto in order to claim their free sex. All I’m saying is that plane tickets aren’t free, so keep that in mind.
There is always hope that Ms. Ventura succeeds in her goal of becoming FC Barcelona’s “official club porn star” because she is enticing people to actually attend the games and spend money on the club. Thus being backed by a huge sports organization, there is a chance that she would be able to organize a tour to visit suitors.
That’s what sets her a part from Angelina Valentine and Sara Jay, porn stars and Miami Heat fans who gave out free blowjobs to their Twitter followers after the Heat won the NBA Championship. To qualify for a free blowjob all you had to do was follow either porn star on Twitter and no benefit was given to the Miami Heat. Eventually, the NBA came in and shut down any association with the League.
Though it is unlikely that Janeira Ventura will be the club’s official porn star, she has a better chance than the Miami girls, however she has an even better chance of being the official porn star of American Airlines considering how much people will be spending on air-travel.
(By the way, Team BJ happened over the summer and you can see them blow their fans on DVD here)
So if you’re a FC Barcelona fan, you may be able to claim some free sex, which is very nice. And if you’ve always wanted to be a soccer fan, this is the time to follow it because you might get some free sex out of it. And if you’re not interested in soccer or sex, well I’m very sorry to have wasted your time.