In case you haven’t noticed by now, finding love is hard to do. And that’s true of sexy pornstars too.
Many of you are probably a little hesitant to believe that it would be hard for a sexy pornstar to find love because there are literally millions of men all over the world that would step over their own mother to try and get a piece.
But it’s just this over-eager attitude that’s a turn off for a sexy pornstar. Don’t believe me? Well luckily two sexy pornstars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee have documented their quest to find boyfriends. And it ain’t pretty. (Don’t worry, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee are pretty, their search isn’t).
See what happened on Tasha Reign‘s date? Her date was all like, “Can we just cut the dinner conversation and go back to my house? I’ve seen all your videos and I just want to fuck the shit out of you.”
That’s exactly the kind of thing that you shouldn’t do if you ever find yourself on a date with a sexy pornstar.
The way she fucks in her videos is a performance and not real sex. It’s work to her. The last thing your pornstar-date wants to do is go to work.
I really hope that guy’s proposition and Tasha Reign telling him off was staged because if it was earnest that’s very creepy and very embarrassing.
Maybe the internet isn’t the right place for pornstars to try and meet guys?
Maybe they would have better luck at the doctor’s office…
or at school…
The real question is, why do Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee need a man when they have each other? I mean, it’s clear that they get along great and they apparently already sleep in the same bed. If I had a hot, sex-positive best friend, I wouldn’t be worried about dating, I would just be trying to fuck my best friend all the time, And as you’ll see in the following videos, they know their ways around women already:
And of course, worse case scenario for Tasha and Brooklyn is that they can share a man that is definitely really into them. Except there is one catch…he’s married:
If you think you’re qualified to be Tasha Reign‘s or Brooklyn Lee‘s boyfriend, please let us know. We’ll forward them the message right away.
In the meantime, go pin some sexy pictures and of videos
and April O’Neil
And remember, if you’re ever on a date with a pornstar, work your way up to the sex like you would on a normal date. Just because they’re a sexy pornstar doesn’t mean they’re going to fuck you in the first hour of the date.
Stray Observation: What was Brooklyn Lee drinking when she got up in the dating video? White wine? If so, how sick is that?
Now let me ask you this: Out of everyone mentioned in this post, who would you rather date?