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Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Whether you’re conscious of it or not, you should know that in almost all the media you consume there’s been a product strategically shoe-horned in to make you want to buy it without you even really realizing it.

Like for example, how many times have you been watching Seinfeld reruns only to find yourself craving a cold, refreshing Snapple? That’s product placement (though allegedly Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never got a cent for their numerous Snapple references, they kept it up because they loved the joke).

Product placement is simply the presentation of a product either in the background or as a prop within the context of a movie or TV show. The advertiser’s product is visible but not the focus. The product must fit seamlessly in the scene, so not only does it add realism to the scene but it also helps sell the product. This is especially true if you identify with the characters.

Because if you like the characters, your brain will associate a certain product with that character and you’ll reflect positively on said product the next time you see it and you’re probably going to buy it.

Though product placement is saturated in mainstream media, I feel like these huge corporations shelling out thousands of dollars to have their product on screen for a few seconds in this summer’s big blockbuster are really missing an opportunity by not using product placement in porn videos.

Just think about it. What do we like most of all? Sex. Everyone knows that sex sells. So if we see a product worn or used by a sexy, possibly nude babe, why wouldn’t we associate it with getting laid?

Surely this is a crackpot theory but I found 10 instances of product placement in porn and I want to know if seeing these products/logos next to or with a nude babe is effective product placement. So let’s put this theory to the test with the Sex.com Blog’s PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN PORN TOP 10.

10. Pop-Up Popsicles

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The last time I had a Pop-Up Popsicle, I instantly threw up everywhere and haven’t gone near them since. Though, I’m now starting to think that I should give them another try because seeing Alyssa Arce lick a Pop-Up makes me all kinds of happy.

9. Gatorade

1722965 take your time lookin for that beer Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Gatorade is only for athletes. However, seeing this woman in that tight leather dress bent over looking for a flavor of Gatorade that’s not blue makes me want one even though I’m no athlete. Also, why do you think she has so much Gatorade? Because she likes to fuck so much that she needs her men to replenish their electrolytes as often as possible? Could be…

8. Corona

1419670 amazing photo featuring superb brunette hooters Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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The only time it’s acceptable to the drink beer-flavored water known as Corona is on a Mexican beach. That said, it’ll be hard not to think of Danielle Sharp‘s incredible tits the next time I see a case of Corona. So I’ll probably buy it even though I won’t be on a Mexican beach any time soon.

7. Coca-Cola

256219 coca cola hot Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Coke is refreshing and delicious. But have you ever craved a Coca-Cola more than after seeing it drip down that perfect set of tits? Didn’t think so.

6. Nike

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Jogging. It’s terrible. But see how easy it is for Abella Anderson to flash you when she’s romping around in a Nike sports-bra? I’m going to get as much Nike running gear I can afford ASAP.

5. Maker’s Mark Bourbon

4514202 whiskey babe ashyphixia noir Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Asphyxia Noir drinks Maker’s Mark Bourbon. Now I will go and purchase a bottle for myself, to train himself not to wince every time I taste it so that I can appear cool if I ever get lucky enough to buy Asphyxia Noir a drink.

4. Miracle Whip

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Miracle Whip makes all desserts better. That’s just a fact. Can you imagine how much better Miracle Whip would taste when served on Riley Reid‘s tits? Must get some now.

3. Apple Computers

5703799 macbook Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Has anyone ever cummed this hard using a PC? I wouldn’t take that chance if I was in the market for a new computer. Hence why I’m now saving up for a new Macbook.

2. iPhone

211887 killer blonde nude iphone selfshot Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Currently, I have an Android phone and everyone treats me like a second class citizen. Why? Because when I upgraded my phone, I decided to take the free one instead of paying extra for the iPhone. Is that so wrong? Probably because it crashes and lags all the time. But what’s really sold me on getting an iPhone was seeing how high-quality sexy selfies are when shot on iPhone as demonstrated here busty blonde pornstar Riley Steele.

1. Starbucks Coffee

5533766 starbucks Product Placement In Porn Top 10

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Starbucks Coffee is actually pretty shitty coffee. The only reason we’re all slaves to the white and green is because convenience. Have you ever sought out a Starbucks? Of course not. You don’t have to. There’s one on every block. But seeing that twin-tailed mermaid next to that amazing pair of amateur boobs, I’m going out to buy a $5 cup of coffee.

 

So what did you think? Does seeing these products placed next to hot, nude women make you want to buy them? Let us know how dumb this theory is in the comments!

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Comments

  • Davidoking

    2 and 3 are essentially the same, both made by Apple…iPhone is not its own company…

  • ok

    Miracle Whip? That’s mayo.