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091203 porn Proof that everyone watches pornHow often have you lied about your porn habits? Once a week since you started watching porn?

Sooner or later, someone will bring up porn and you’re faced with the difficult decision of either admitting to be being a filthy pervert or lying to someone’s face by telling them, “Oh, no. I don’t watch porn.”

Lying is almost worse than admitting anything because you have to deal with the smirks and eye-rolls of skeptics. They can see right through your lie and you just have to sit there, lying through your goddamn teeth.

But have you heard the good news? A new study by the University of Montreal has accidentally proven that literally every single man has consumed porn. Finally, you can stop lying to your friends and family!

Researchers from the University of Montreal were hoping to do a comparative study between the views of men in their mid-20’s who had never consumed pornography with the views of men, also in their mid-20’s, who were regular consumers of porn. The study hit a snag when they couldn’t find a single man who had never consumed pornography.

Mind you, Montreal is a city known primarily for its stripclubs so it makes sense that the male population would be exposed to adult content but that should not undermine the significance of this study. Literally every man has consumed pornography at one point or another, which means you don’t have to lie about it anymore.

Even though the researchers could not compare their findings to a different demographic, what they found out about regular porn consumers was also quite encouraging. 90% of all porn is consumed online with internet pornography websites like Sex.com. Single men watch more porn than those in a relationship.

But even men in relationships are able to squeeze in 20 minutes worth of porn a week. Good job fellas! Keep it* up!

The other good news is that regular porn consumers dismiss anything they deem offensive. Not one subject had a pathological sexuality, which dismisses the notion that porn perverts the mind. “Pornography hasn’t changed their perception of women or their relationship, which they all want to be as harmonious and fulfilling as possible,” said Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse.

So here’s what you can takeaway from this news:

  • Literally every single man watches porn so you are no longer obligated to lie about your porn habits
  • Porn does not change a man’s perception of a woman, therefore it doesn’t make you a pervert so you don’t have to lie about your porn habits
  • You can now call people out on their lies about their porn consumption

 

 

 

*”It” does not refer to the watching of porn but rather your penis, which should try and remain erect for at least 25% of the day.

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