Quit Smoking and Save Your Penis

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Cigarettes!

Let me start by saying that I love cigarettes. Now I’m not a medical doctor, but as a smoker I can tell you that cigarettes make you look cool, they make you smell good, and they make you feel good.

Of course, there are many harmful side-effects that can occur from smoking. But let’s be honest, is the threat of lung cancer really going to make you quit smoking? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

The Cancer Society of Finland has just released a new campaign to get people to quit smoking. Instead of just telling you what smoking will do to your body, they show you a non-smokers body in juxtaposition with a smoker’s body. The result is definitely frightening. Especially when you see what smoking does to your genitalia: 

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As you can see, a smoker’s penis has weaker blood flow, which makes smokers twice as likely to have erectile problems. Meanwhile a non-smoker should have normal blood flow and therefore should get normal erections. Maybe not though. There could be a psychological reason for your erectile dysfunction.

So if you’re a smoker and you’re having erectile problems, rather than spend money on expensive erection pills, try quitting smoking. Your penis will thank you. And so will your lungs, heart, liver…the list goes on and on.

As for me, I’m going to keep smoking. My erections have been described as “too powerful” by lots of women (and a handful of men) so the least I can do is keep smoking to restrict the blood flow in my penis.

If you are going to quit smoking and save your penis, you might want to keep a pack of cigarettes on you at all times just in case a hot babe needs a cigarette.

You never know when a sexy lady is going to approach you and ask for a cigarette. Not having cigarettes on you in case a sexy lady asks for one is down right irresponsible.

This is what happens when you DON’T have a cigarette for a hot babe:

Sexy lady: “Can I bum a cigarette?

You: No. Sorry. I quit because I read on the Sex.com Blog (my favorite blog of all-time) that it can cause erectile dysfunction.

Sexy lady: PERVERT!”

And then you have to run home, post a missed connection on Craigslist, and masturbate like crazy (preferably on Sex.com).

This is what happens when you DO have a cigarette for a hot babe:

Sexy lady: “Can I bum a cigarette?”

You: Yeah, sure. Here you go.

Sexy lady: “Thank you. You know, at first I thought you were ugly and stupid because you are a man. But since you had a cigarette for me, now I think you’re pretty cute. Would you like to come over to my house tonight for some red wine and sex?

You: Yes I would like to come over to your house tonight for some red wine and sex. Thank you Chico Dusty!

Sexy lady: Chico Dusty?

You: “Oh nothing. Sorry. I was just thinking about my favorite blog.

Sexy lady: You mean you also read The Sex.com Blog? Wow. I think you’re even cuter now. How about we have some anal sex when you come over later tonight. I just can’t stop thinking about it ever since I read the Anal Sex Guide on the Sex.com Blog. Make sure you bring over a bottle of JIZZ LUBE.

You: That sounds great! Ok! My bus is coming now, I have to go.

Sexy lady: “Ok. Here’s my number. Call me later!”

You: Wait! I didn’t get your name.

Sexy lady: It’s Charlize. Charlize Theron. Ok, see you later tonight!”

And then later that night…

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Awesome.

So if you want to have anal sex (or just regular, vaginal sex) with Charlize Theron, you better carry around a pack of cigarettes. Just don’t smoke any of those cigarettes because the last thing you want is to have erection problems when you’re with Charlize Theron.

And if Charlize Theron doesn’t suit your fantasy, just look at all the different hot babes that smoke:

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Yep. Better keep those cigarettes handy.

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Published on: October 23, 2013

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