Reasons to love Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is currently in critical condition due to an aneurysm near his heart. Hopefully, he pulls through. He’s a total weirdo but we can’t help but love him.

Love you, dog.

While we have our fingers crossed, hoping that he’ll recover, we’d like to share with you  our Top 10 Reasons to love Ron Jeremy.

10. His nickname is “The Hedgehog”

Presumably because his resemblance to Sonic the Hedgehog is uncanny sometimes.

9. He had a cameo in Crank 2: High Voltage

Sorry, the clip is in Italian. Ron plays an anti-pornography protestor. Crank 2 is great. It’s just like Crank but more high voltage. But ultimately Crank 2 is better because it has Ron.

8. He went to Cardozo High School in Queens with Reginald VelJohnson

And who doesn’t love Carl from Family Matters? The fact that Ron and Reginald were friends (we assume because they’re such cool dudes) in high school makes Ron Jeremy the best! If only they could have found a way to get rid of that pain in the neck Urkel!

7. He loves animals

Ron’s been a spokesman for PETA, which is always a good thing. Animals need ethical treatment too.

6. He reunited with Nina Hartley for a movie last year

Nina Loves Ron by Hustler reunited Ron with another adult industry veteran, Nina Hartley. They filmed 15 scenes together between 1985 and 1991 before reuniting in 2012. Cool right?

5. Ron is the world record holder for “Most Appearances in Adult Films”

He’s been in over 2,000 adult films, plus he’s directed 281 films. Not bad!

4. He makes this face in his movies:

3. He was a teacher before he was a porn star

Before pursuing an acting career (that would later turn into nude modeling and porn), Ron taught special education classes in New York City. Specifically, he taught kids with autism and schizophrenia. Cool guy right? Apparently, he still has his teaching license too.

2. He can suck his own dick

Any fans of Wet Hot American Summer in the house?

Seriously. You may know that Ron Jeremy is well endowed but did you ever think it could reach his own mouth? He even sucked his own dick on screen in the movie Inside Seka. Auto-fellatio is something that every single man has tried at least once in their life and very few have succeeded. You have to give props to Ron for being able to achieve this feat.

1. He was a total hunk

No, you’re not hallucinating. This is a young Ron Jeremy. If you’ve only known him by his current appearance, I can see why you’d wonder how he became such a big star in the adult entertainment industry. Well, here it is. Young Ron Jeremy is a certified super-hunk. And once a hunk, always a hunk.

Get well soon, Ron! Sex.com loves you!

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