Remy Lacroix presented by BangBros
This is the Sex.com Blog but to the untrained eye it could easily be confused for a Remy Lacroix fan blog. That’s because we’re huge Remy Lacroix fans and we’ll blog about anything Remy.
Can you imagine if she hadn’t been hula-hooping at Burning Man? We’d all be so screwed.
Imagine if she had actually retired? What would we do?
Let’s not dwell on what might have happened and let’s just enjoy Remy Lacroix Babe of the Day!
Can someone please tell me if Remy Lacroix has been Babe of the Day before?
Her ass has an amnesia effect on me. Remy Lacroix‘s ass is so perfectly round and bubbly that it makes me forget literally everything. Do I have to get groceries? Am I talking to someone right now? None of that matters because Remy Lacroix‘s ass is on your screen and it deserves your full attention.
The only problem with Remy Lacroix‘s ass perfection is that it could become a menace to society. Let me explain.
The other day I was walking home from the Sex.com cave where I spend all my time. Because I work for Sex.com, there is a ton of porn on all my electronic devices. Not because it’s work related but because I have legitimate excuse for always watching porn. Anyways, I was about to text a fly mamacita when I unlocked my phone to a picture of Remy Lacroix. It caused such a rush of blood to my genitals that I collapsed in the middle of the street. By-standers were panicking and trying to get an ambulance.
I was fine. I had just seen Remy Lacroix‘s ass. But it got me thinking that there are probably millions of men wandering around in the world with pictures of Remy Lacroix right in their pockets, ready to collapse with gigantic boners at any moment.
In other words, be careful when checking out Remy Lacroix‘s ass. It’s so hot that it may cause convulsions and hospital staff will get really mad at you when they find out you’ve been admitted due to “extreme Remy Lacroix related arousal”.
Anyways, we all know that Remy Lacroix has a fantastic ass but I want to talk about her blowjob skills.
BangBros hit up me not too long ago to tell me that they had just shot the hottest blowjob scene ever. Of course I was all like, “Yeah right!” But then they sent me the video and sure enough it was Remy Lacroix giving the hottest blowjob of all time.
It might knock you out but here are some photos:
Unfortunately, that’s all I can show you.
If you want to see more click this pic to watch the trailer:
I’d love to share the actual video with you, but I can’t. BangBros are our friends and I don’t want to piss them off.
The hottest girl ever giving the hottest blowjob ever for just $1? That’s a pretty good deal if you ask me.
Remy Lacroix, even though you’re hotness is putting men and women everywhere in danger, we still love you.