Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

I don’t know how old the general reading population of this blog is. However, I am just old enough that I remember the days of dial-up internet. More specifically, trying to look at porn on a dial-up connection was a total nightmare. The agonizing process of slowly, slowly waiting for one single picture to load is the stuff that nightmares are made of. And that was just pictures! Forget about videos that shit took like 3 months to download.

Now, luckily, if I want to look at pictures and even videos of sexy babes I can just go to Sex.com and look at an endless feed of porn.

But there’s a new generation of people facing problems with slow-loading babe pictures, and those are the people that are on crappy phone networks. Your big clunky home computers can handle everything fine, but your little futuristic pocket computers are struggling. Blame all of the shitty service providers for these obstructions. If I want to look at hot babes while I’m on the toilet I should be able to, seamlessly!

Well a Russian phone network provider recently played up on this extremely modern nuisance:

“BBDO Moscow and Russian telecom MTS collaborated to baffle the crap out of followers of popular Instagram bloggers Victoria Bonya, Alena Vodonaeva and Anna Sedokova. In one of the troll-iest social media plays ever, these attractive Insta-celebrities posted photos captioned with the following hashtags: #sexy #oiled #myself #six #hot #naked #pumpedup #guys #red #latex #ass #withanimals #cat #bear #horse #experimenting #crazy #positions #wow #amazing #ohmygod.”

Pardon the out-dated language from the quote above. What the hell is an Instagram Blogger? Is that the same thing as an interweb site?

Here’s the funny thing though – there was no actual pictures. The Russian Instagram models simply uploaded actual pictures of a ‘photo loading’ screen with those hashtags, to fool thousands of weird Instagram lurkers around the world.

Unfortunately, this was all just a viral marketing campaign to force people into spending way more money than they should have to to get a reliable phone connection. It’s still pretty funny though.

But we’re not those big phone company big wigs. I won’t try and deprive you of pictures of sexy Russian babes. Do you think I’m some kind of monster? So, check out all of these hot pictures, and if they don’t load properly then you ACTUALLY are having network problems and its not my fault.

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Also as a bonus here are a few actual pictures of Anna Sedokova, one of the Russian Instagram models in question:

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Published on: June 5, 2014

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