Seattle Seahawks Love Tori Black’s Ass

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Tori Black’s ass now belongs to the Seattle Seahawks

Everybody be loving the Seattle Seahawks. Now that they’re sitting at the top of the NFC with an OK record of 8-1, celebrity Seahawks fans are coming out of the woodwork to show their support while their team is hot.

Even adult stars have come out to show their love for the Seattle Seahawks. The best part about this is that the Seattle Seahawks are also showing their love for pornstars. 

I say “pornstars” when really I mean “pornstar” because though there are lots of pornstars who route for the Seahawks, Tori Black is the only pornstar sexy enough to get their attention.

Allow me to explain what happened.

First, Tori Black, a Seattle native, tweeted a picture of herself in a Marshawn Lynch hoodie to show her love for the Seahawks:

Then Tori Black tweeted a picture of her ass to the Seahawks:

The pure magnificence of Tori Black’s ass proved too great for the Seahawks to resist replying:

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Unfortunately, this tweet from the official Seattle Seahawks account was quickly removed.

It’s no surprise that the Seahawks’ love for Tori Black’s ass had to be censored by the man. After all, football is supposed to be a wholesome American thing. Any flirting with pornstars is done behind the scenes and not publicly over the internet. It’s just not good for the team’s image. Or that’s what I’m told, personally I don’t see how tweeting at Tori Black could possibly hurt the red-hot Seahawks.

It should be common sense that if you’re in charge of a professional sports team’s twitter, you shouldn’t be replying to sexy tweets or interacting with “degenerates” like pornstars. But the person who almost certainly lost his job for tweeting at Tori Black is a flesh and blood man, just like you or me. How the hell was he not supposed to acknowledge Tori Black and her perfect ass?

Whoever used to work in the Seahawks’ social media department is a lucky, lucky man.

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Published on: November 6, 2013

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