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Lululemon has recalled their “Luon” yoga pants because they have deemed too see-through, but issn’t that the point of yoga pants?

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Yoga pants, the ass’s best friend

As soon as Lululemon announced the recall on yoga pants, the company’s stock plummeted (or so I’m told, I don’t know much about stock). They’ve issued an apology and appear to be in full panic-mode because of the sheer-issue.

Instead of running to your local, neighborhood Lululemon to hoard whatever is left of the pants, I want you to ask yourself this question:

AREN’T YOGA PANTS SUPPOSED TO BE SHEER?

Apparently not, which is weird because Lululemon has had the same manufacturer and supplier since 2004 and hasn’t changed any of the yoga pant specifications since then.  That means for nine years everyone who does yoga and also happen to be sexually attracted to women have kept the sheerness of yoga pants an incredible secret. Given how large that demographic is, it’s pretty amazing that there wasn’t a recall sooner. It’s truly a shame that someone had to go and spoil our fun.

Rule #1 for see-through clothing is never call attention to it. Hopefully, you can all remember that for the next clothing trend that’s inadvertently see-through.

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Anyways, Lululemon is working on replacing the fabric of their “Luon” yoga pants to make sure that sheerness is no longer an issue. Some of you may be devastated by the fact that you won’t get to stare at the panties or ass of your yoga crush, but you have to look at the big picture here. With thicker fabric, these tight pants will only enhance the ass of the wearer even more than before.

The appeal of yoga pants should not be that they’re see-through but that they are able to present the curves of the ass unlike any kind of leg-wear. Yoga pants are skin tight but still leave enough to the imagination making them the sexiest possible casual wear.

It’s truly an achievement in the sexy clothing. Yoga pants aren’t sloppy like sweatpants, though they do provide similar comfort. They aren’t considered to be trashy like short-shorts or mini-skirts. And because they’re made of spandex, the range of motion and flexibility a woman has creates unlimited opportunities to be sexy unlike with apple-bottom jeans.

So no, you probably won’t be able to see-through yoga pants anymore but the fact of the matter is you don’t need to. Yoga pants are sexy by design and more opacity can let your imagination take over.

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The only thing I don’t understand why Lululemon wouldn’t try to market their sheer yoga pants to strippers instead of recalling them all. Lululemon yoga pants are used primarily for yoga but there’s no question that they could find a home on stage for a poledance.

Maybe next time…

You’ve heard what I think about this yoga pants scandal, now what do you think?

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