Send Yourself 3D Printed Dildos With This Cool Website

They’re doing some really amazing things with 3D printing technology these days. They’re creating more efficient casts, printing cheaper and more accessible prosthetic limbs, and some people are even messing around with the idea of printing FOOD. Yes, that’s right, your Star Trek fuelled fantasies of a food replicator might someday become a reality thanks to 3D printing.

All of that stuff is cool and important, but it’s not exactly fun. What kind of stuff can an average-Joe-four-limbs like myself print using a 3D printer? Well, check this site out:

Yes, that’s right. Now you can print off your very own weird looking novelty 3D printed dildos to give at the next wedding shower you go to. Or, you can just print a functional one for yourself, though where’s the fun in that?!

Design the shape, size, length, colour, everything of your dildo, and then you can get it printed off and mailed to you! Pretty awesome idea, right?

Here’s my personal creation. Looks very appealing, doesn’t it?

Source: Uploaded by user via dingoboy on

Wow so sexy and arousing I can’t wait to print off 3000 of them!

What are some of the weirdest dildos that you can design using this site? Post them in the comments! Also, you know, feel free not to treat this as a joke and create something that actually suits what you’re looking for and your sexual needs, if you’re some kind of square that doesn’t like jokes or something like that.

It’s nice to think that one day when we all have 3D printers in our own homes, we’ll be able to print off as many dildos as we want and have a room simply dedicated to our giant dildo collection, so crammed full with 3D-printed dildos that when you open the door there’s an avalanche of dildos that immediately crushes you alive.

A man can dream. 3D printed dildos though, what a wild and crazy world that we live in!

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Published on: June 9, 2014

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  • Savana Stripes

    This is such a good idea! All i knew of 3D printers was that people could fabricate functional firearms with it! Make love not war! And what love this will be! Instead of having standard dildo shapes imposed on us we can have the shape that suits us best!

  • NotAGoodIdea

    Most 3D printers can only print in PLA (polyacetic acid) or ABS (acrylonitrile butadiene styrene) plastics. Neither are NEARLY safe for internal use. Until we can 3D print in the PVC/rubber mix that make jelly toys, silicone, latex, or at least acrylic, 3D printed sex toys are a health no-no.