Sex Butter: A Review
About a month ago, I received a product called “Sex Butter” in the mail. Normally, I’m a little skeptical about trying strange sexual lubricants that I get in the mail. But I thought, “I like butter. And I like sex. I should probably try this.”
After putting off trying Sex Butter for a month, I finally tried Sex Butter and I’m glad I did because it’s the best thing you’ll ever apply to your genitals!
Some quick facts about Sex Butter:
- Made with all-natural ingredients like coconut oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, jojoba oil, and grape seed oil.
- Hormone-free, paraben-free, petroleum-free.
- 100% edible.
The first thing I wanted to test with Sex Butter was that it was in fact edible. So I put some on my finger and ate it. Sex Butter is edible and in fact pretty delicious. It will never replace regular butter or margarine but it tastes good and I found that it cleared my sinus, which was encouraging because Sex Butter is supposed to soothe sexual pain. If it can relieve congestion, I was sure that it would be able soothe your vagina and or penis.
After accidentally eating one of three containers of Sex Butter, I felt invigorated and I knew that if I didn’t call up one of my fly mamacita’s I’d end up eating all the Sex Butter that was sent to me. Thankfully, my fly mamacita arrived shortly after I called and we were able to use Sex Butter during sex.
My one complaint about Sex Butter is that it is somewhat difficult to apply, but that’s not even really a big problem. At first I tried just rubbing it on myself and my fly mamacita but if you try to apply it straight out of the container it can leave these unattractive clumps on Sex Butter around your privates. However, this is easily avoidable if you knead the butter in between your fingers before you apply it.
Despite some unsightly clumping, Sex Butter feels great once you put it on your penis or vagina. You know that soothing feeling you get from Vick’s Vaporub when your chest is congested? It’s sort of like that but for your penis. It might just be a placebo effect from knowing that Sex Butter is made with all-natural ingredients but my erection during sex felt like it was the strongest and healthiest my penis has ever been.
How did my fly mamacita feel about Sex Butter? She said:
“It kind of made my pussy feel a little tingly at first. But not tingly in a numb-way. Tingly in a good way. Like it gave my pussy a little boost because honestly Chico I did not want to have sex with you tonight. But once you put the Sex Butter on me, there was something about it that really put me in the mood. I found that I orgasmed much easier than usual too. I would definitely use Sex Butter again.”
What a super lady. She didn’t want to have sex with me but did anyway and ended up having an easy orgasm. Is there anything that Sex Butter can’t do?
A few days later, I tried using Sex Butter as a masturbatory lubricant. My penis may or may not have been a little chaffed from wild Sex Butter-fuelled sex with my fly mamacita, so this was the ultimate test of Sex Butter‘s soothing powers. Guess what? It works amazingly! That strong, healthy erection returned and the chaffing cleared up before I was even finished.
Whether you’re a couple or all alone, I endorse Sex Butter 100%. It smells great, it tastes great, and it actually makes you feel like you’re having healthier sex (or masturbation).
If you’re in the market for a sexual lubricant, you need to try Sex Butter.
A 1/2 ounce jar of Sex Butter is only $39.95, which might sound expensive but you only need to apply no more than the size of a dime so 1/2 an ounce is good for at least 20 to 40 uses.
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Thank you to everyone at Sex Butter for sending me those samples! Your product is amazing and everyone should try it.