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Happy V-Day Everyone!

Last week, we asked you to send us the story of How You Met Your Valentine for a chance to win one of two amazing pieces of erotic jewellery courtesy of Caro’s Erotic Jewellery.

And while we got 100′s of amazing Valentine stories, unfortunately we could only pick two finalists.

So are you ready to read how are finalists met their Valentine’s? 

Our first finalist is named Sex-Z and here’s her story:

The story of how I met my Valentine and [current SO] is not your typical love story. It was 7 PM on Valentine’s Day and I had already dedicated my night to drinking wine, eating stale shreddies straight from the cereal box and watching How I Met Your Mother. I had accepted my inevitable singledome and was just pleased to know that at least Valentine’s Day would be over by tomorrow and all of the candy would be at a reduced price. 

11 PM rolls around and I am beginning to question myself for having gone through 7 episodes and for losing feeling in my ass so I decide to give a girlfriend a call and see if she wants to meet me for a drink…or ten. I call her up, no answer. 10 minutes later, I receive a text: “hey sorry i’m in the middle of a tinder date right now but he is actually really cool i will call you after”. 

“The fuck is Tinder” I thought… yeah, until I googled it and obviously downloaded the app. 465 NOPES later, I find a cute guy. No shirtless pictures, no weird exotic animals, no pictures of him kissing a girlfriend. Excellent. It’s a match. Brownie points: he is only listed as 2 km away. Tinder bro (let’s call him Garette) sends me a coy little “hi”, we get chatting and it turns out that we are both single as fuck on Valentine’s Day and well hey, why not go for a drink.

So I meet up with Garette and it turns out that he is nor a serial killer nor pedophile but is actually a really sweet guy who had just moved to my city from Maryland, also turns out that he is into the same music i’m into, has a great sense of humor and oh did I mention that he is gorgeous? So we have our little V-Day tinder date, a suspected 1 hour distraction turns into a 4 hour amazing first date and we have been dating ever since – our 1 year anniversary is coming up this february 14th (ha)!

Apart from the fact that Garette and I both don’t really know how to joke about the fact that we met on Tinder when family members ask how we first met, I would say that my impromptu Valentine’s Day experience was a hit. 10/10 would meet potential killer online again.

ISN’T THAT JUST THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE? Thank you Tinderbased God. If things don’t work out for between you and Garette, I’ll happily volunteer to be your Valentine’s Day date.

And now our second finalist is named Coolboy and I think you’ll find the story of how he met his Valentine extremely sexually arousing.

I first laid eyes on my Valentine at my friend Ian’s house. He was having a little housewarming party.  There was booze galore.  The mood was just right.  Ian had lit candles everywhere and was playing soft, soothing jazz music which put us all in the mood to fall in love, as was the style at the time.  

It was there I met Wesley. My lover. I seem to remember the soft glow of his face and beard in the soft glow of the glowing candles glowing softly. His top was so cropped that I could almost see every hair on that toned, muscular, very hot body.  I could see the bottom half of both of his nipples peaking down under the crop of his crop top.  I felt immediately aroused. It was as though Aphrodite herself wast winking at my soul and libido through those nipples. 

We  started to chat, just regular small talk.  But my soul was grieving, for, at the time, I did not yet know that we would have the most passionate love affair two men have ever known.  Conversation quickly shifted to his struggling marriage.  For you see, he did not lust after his wife any longer – because he was gay, and lusted after my body.

There was a large feast laid out buffet-style on the dining room table, and I helped myself to a variety of finger sandwiches and vegetables with dip. After the buffet-style dinner, we hailed an Uber taxi cab via app to my apartment.  I fixed each of us a Tom Collins.  I noticed that he drank his Tom Collins very quickly, as though he were nervous for the passionate gay sex that was about to occur.  That is when and where we made love like lovers, on the floor.

My landlord called me the next to say that the floors need repairing for they were not equipped to support such passionate love-making. So we packed our bags and took the first train to God knows where. We’ve been Valentines ever since.

Well that is certainly unique.

SO WHO IS THE WINNER OF OUR EROTIC JEWELLERY CONTEST?

Sex-Z, the lady that found true love on Tinder?

OR

Coolboy, the guy who once went to a buffet and eloped with a gay lover?

 

Thanks everyone for sending us your Valentine stories! Valentine’s Day is next week so we’ll be giving lots of ideas for gifts, dates, and sex moves for that special day.

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