Sex.com Is NOT Going Porn-Free. It Was All A Prank.

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Really sorry. Really.

If you visited Sex.com yesterday, you probably saw this bizarre message when you first arrived:

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Sex.com going porn-free? A place to share their inspiration images, recipes, clothing, and so much more? BOOO.

Please, hold your boos. It’s not true. Sex.com is not going porn free. It was all just an April Fool’s prank. And a successful April Fool’s prank if I may say so because a lot of you were furious that Sex.com had banned porn.

Here’s now for your reading pleasure is one email out of 1000s we received from loyal Sex.com users that didn’t get the joke:

Hey you guys really fucked up. Your site was my favorite porn site because I could just scroll forever and see hot pics and videos. But you turned your backs on us by making this deal. I think it’s totally unfair to do this with no warning. What’s going to happen to all my boards? Are they going to be deleted? I spent time and effort into making those boards, the least you could have done was let us know in advance. 

I can’t believe that you would even ask for donations. You probably made millions off that deal and you’re too cheap to front the cash for yourself? I’m really disappointed. I’ll never be coming back to Sex.com ever again. 

Even Sex.com Blog contributor Gil Powers didn’t realize what was going on. Here is Gil’s reaction to the prank:

Is Sex.com really going porn-free? When did this happen? How come no one told me? Am I out of a job? I’ve tried calling the office but no one is picking up their phones. Please someone call me back when they get this email.

Poor Gil. Dude just can’t catch a break.

Despite all the confusing our little prank caused, I am happy to report that 891,359 people tried to secure donations to bring porn back to Sex.com!

891,359 people!

WOW!

That’s almost 200,000 more people trying to bring porn back to Sex.com than currently living in Detroit.

It’s reassuring to know that almost a million people love Sex.com enough that they were willing to donate their own money to keep Sex.com the way it is.

So in summation, we’re sorry that if you were confused and or enraged by our April Fool’s prank. But mostly, we’re humbled by how devoted our users are to Sex.com. And for that reason alone, we’ll never go porn-free.

A big thank you to everyone who clicked “Secure Donation”. You’ll always have a special place in our hearts.

Now go pin some porn!

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Published on: April 2, 2014

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