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Sex.com NHL Playoffs Poll

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Every Spring, the best teams in the NHL face off in a brutal, agonizing war for the Stanley Cup. The NHL playoffs are the culmination of all hard work, dedication and pain the players have gone through.

Currently, the Stanley Cup playoffs are in the semi-finals round. Tempers are already hot, and people are already beating the shit out of each other. We’ve already had a fair share of emotion and controversy (how about Boston’s twitter reaction to Montreal’s PK Subban)

We have our personal favourites at Sex.com (go Habs), and fuck all of the other teams because they’re all a bunch of losers whose careers will fade into obscurity in a few years anyways. Although the Montreal Canadiens are 100% guaranteed to win the NHL Stanley Cup this year (and that’s a guarantee), we thought we’d ask the Sex.com readers who they thought would take home the grand prize.

The NHL is a little less dramatic than other sports league off the ice.  There’s not as many blood feuds, not as many run ins with the law, and not as many celebrities.  It’s a humble sport, filled with humble people who seem like they’d rather run over their dog with a golf cart than appear on national television for a 10 second interview.  We love these guys for their goofy awkwardness, though

To inspire you in the voting process, please look at all of these sexy hockey-related pictures. If you vote on the poll without having looked at these pictures, that’s fine also, but I will certainly think a little less of you.

When the poll closes at the end of the week, we will have finally answered the age-old question: who do porn viewers think will win the Stanley Cup?

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AND down at the bottom, because they are by far the worst NHL team in existence and suck and they’re the worst:

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