Sex.com offers $1,000,000 for Kanye’s sex-tape
Yeezy’s obsession with Kim Kardashian before they started dating has been well-documented. He apparently could not get off unless he was watching Kim’s famous sex-tape, no matter how many hot girls he was with at the time.
Even after they got together, he’s been boasting about her sex-tape. In his new song “Clique”, Kanye raps, “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”
But today we found out just how obsessed with Kim he is/was. Radar Online has obtained a twenty-minute long sex-tape featuring Kanye West and an 18 year-old girl who apparently looks exactly like Kim Kardashian.
Here’s what we know about the tape: they never kiss, they don’t interact any further than simply doing the deed, in various positions throughout, Kanye wears a condom, and the 18 year-old doppelganger says at one point, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!”
Kanye is apparently freaking out about this video getting. And though we loved College Dropout, Sex.com couldn’t help but making an offer on the footage. A cool million, no questions asked is our offer.
Check out the press release:
Sex.com starts the bidding for Kanye’s sex-tape at 1 million dollars
Montreal, Quebec (September 21st, 2012) – Sex.com has always been huge fans of Kanye West ever since hearing the production on Jay-Z’s seminal work The Blueprint. With the circulation of Kanye’s new sex-tape, Sex.com would like to bid on the exclusive rights to host it on Sex.com.
Sex.com would like to offer the anonymous source $1,000,000 but that figure is negotiable if they feel it is too low. Kanye West is an artist, one of the world’s biggest stars, and ultimately a sex symbol which is why the curiosity of the public cannot go on.
By making a Kanye West sex-tape public, Sex.com feels that he and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian will become the first celebrity sex-tape power couple. They will be the epitome of Western tabloid culture. The public already craves any details released about their relationship and this tape, filmed pre-relationship, will provide a frank view of the relationship’s inception and confirm Kanye’s rumoured obsession with the reality TV star.
Hopefully, a deal can be made quickly with the anonymous source and everyone can view the video exclusively on Sex.com.
There it is, Sex.com’s million dollar offer for Kanye West’s sex-tape. Please tell anyone you might suspect to be in possession of the tape that there is a pile of cash with their name on it at the Sex.com office.