Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.
Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.
At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.
What the what? 36% of the 82 million homeland German population has visited Sex.com? Wir lieben euch! <3 (shoutout: thanks to Skikx for the proofreading)