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Sex.com Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

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Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

The more visits = the hornier = losing.
World Cup 20141 Sex.com Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

 

What the what? 36% of the 82 million homeland German population has visited Sex.com? Wir lieben euch! <3 (shoutout: thanks to Skikx for the proofreading)

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My name is Gil Powers. I am an extremely, extremely underrated lover and the shortest/fattest man to ever play in the NBA. I like long walks to the 7/11 and watching reality TV show marathons.

Comments

  • Skikx

    Well, more than 12% of all opened webpages here in germany are porn sites, more than in any other country. So it’s no surprie a lot of germans have visited Sex.com. And who cares about the world cup anyway, if you’re already world champion in watching porn, right?

    P.S. While I am sure you really love us, I have to point out that “dich” is singular only, the plural form would be “euch”.

  • Sex.com blog

    Skikx, you are awesome, and thank you for all this knowledge! ;) <3

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