Sex.com promises to provide Palestinians with pornography in response to Hamas’s crackdown

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While we were worrying about potential internet porn crackdowns in the UK and the US, we completely forgot about the nations outside the developed world. On September 1st, Palestine’s Hamas government issued a full block of internet pornography.

Now if you try to log on to your favorite porn site, Sex.com for example, all you would see is a little message saying that the site “violates etiquette”. Maybe we do violate some etiquette but we do not impede on anybody’s freedoms.

We’ve decided to take matters into our own hands. Sex.com will supply any Palestinian over the age of 18 with a care-package of pornography to ensure that their lives are not completely miserable.

Here is the official press release from our Media department:

For Immediate Release

Sex.com promises to provide Palestinians with pornography in response to Hamas’s crackdown

September 4th, 2012

The Hamas government in the Gaza strip began a ban of internet pornography September 1st in hopes of protecting the fabric of Palestinian society. Though it can be a divisive topic, one thing that we can all agree on is life in the State of Palestine is burdened with hardship.

Three days have past with the ban on internet pornography in place and the hardship for adults is unimaginable. Pornographic websites were more visited than social media and news sites in Palestine meaning that there is a substantial audience that has lost the freedom of sexual expression

Sex.com knows that pornography does not jeopardize social fabrics, in fact it contributes to the overall happiness of a society. Adults need to be allowed to indulge in adult entertainment. Sex.com is proud to announce that any Palestinian over the age of eighteen can now claim asylum with the website and receive a free emergency pornography care-package. Having a higher sexual awareness is no reason to suffer.

By emailing media@sex.com, eligible applicants will receive a free DVD as well as an 8 GB flash drive of photos and videos. Sex.com’s staff is happy to fulfil any specific requests for content, either a favourite star, genre, or scenario.

Sex.com encourages not just Palestinians to register for their emergency pornography care-package but any citizen of a nation that has blocked internet pornography. Sex.com cares only for two things: sex and freedom. Whenever either are in danger or violation, the website is committed to standing up for what is right.

Contact:

Martin Ellison

media@sex.com

 

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