pursuing Miley Cyrus for lesbian softcore video

World’s best site teaming up with world’s best singer?

We had a real special project planned for all of you but unfortunately, we were outed by TMZ. We weren’t going to tell you anything until it was for sure but since it’s already out there, we might as well tell you. wants to re-shoot the music video “Decisions” as a soft-core lesbian romp instead of a real cheesy music video style party. Our idea is to get Miley Cyrus naked with Jessie Andrews and have them make-out a bunch or more if Miley is feeling up for it.

Since it was already posted on TMZ, let’s all look at the letter we sent to Miley’s management:

My name is Martin Ellison and I am the Communications Director for, the premier destination for all sexual “pinned” content.
I am reaching out to you today in regards to the article I just read on TMZ about your client, Miley Cyrus’ new music video with DJ Borgore. After seeing a preview for the video “Decisions”, we were floored at how sexy both her, and Porn star Jessie Andrews look together! 
We’ve already reached out to Jessie’s manager, as well as Beacher’s Madhouse to partake in a filming of a “naughty” XXX version of this music video.  We feel quite confident that we can secure the same venue, along with the same goats and little people.  All that’s missing is MILEY! 
As you are already aware in the video she kisses her boyfriend, Liam who is dressed as a unicorn. We’d like to replace Liam with the AVN Starlet of the Year, Jessie! We aren’t looking to make a boy/girl ” Hannah Does Montana” sex video here, but rather a softer “girl on girl” version. Of course your client would be compensated extremely well to be nude and to have “erotic” girl on girl relations. 
How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her. We adore her new sexy look, and our members at have been emailing us all day begging us to make her and Jessie an offer to star together on film together! Considering they are both sexy and youthful in their appearance, we think this could be the most downloaded video of all time! 
Please respond to this email to,let us know if there is any interest. 

Martin Ellison

Mr. Ellison (or as we call him around the office, Martin) has told us that the starting offer is $1 million, however we’re going to do whatever it take so we can to make this a reality. With all the hype surrounding Jessie Andrews and Miley Cyrus both being in “Decisions”, I’m sure we weren’t the only people (perverts) disappointed to see that they shared no screen time. If you haven’t seen the video yet, check it out:

Bad music video, right?

The point is, we’re tired of being let down by the hype. We thought we were going to at least see some sexual tension between these sexy ladies. Why should we be disappointed again? We want to take matters into our own hands and make something special.

What do you guys think of our offer? Should Miley Cyrus decline, what crazy thing would you like to see us make? Share your ideas in the comments and we can figure out a cool project together!

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Published on: November 5, 2012

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  • johnjohn

    mily so sexy