Bad news, everyone. It’s Christmas time…again.
As many of you already know, Christmas is great. It’s a time when everyone comes together to celebrate the President of the United States’s birthday. There’s food, there’s music, there’s Die Hard. What more could you ask for from a holiday?
Oh but the shopping! It’s too hard! How are you supposed to know what to get anyone for Christmas?
Well don’t worry, Sex.com has you covered.
Sex.com would like to introduce the first installment of our Christmas Gift Guide. Sporadically from now until Christmas, we’ll be finding the perfect gifts for this holiday season.
So finish tying your traditional Christmas noose and see our must-have gifts for this Christmas!
For Part 1 of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide, we’ve found the perfect thing for the flat-chested, alcoholic in your life.
It’s not liquor. It’s not a stuffed-bra. It’s a bra you can fill with liquor!
It’s The Wine Rack DD from Cooler Fun!
Finally, the flat-chested alcoholic in your life can have the confident-chest and secret stash of liquor she’s always wanted!
You can put wine in The Wine Rack. You can put whiskey in The Wine Rack. You can put whatever you want to drink inconspicuously in The Wine Rack! Keep in mind, you cannot exceed 750 ml or 25 oz, otherwise your liquor will lactate…
Can you believe that The Wine Rack is only $30 when you buy it off thebeerbelly.com? $30 for big boobs and being drunk all the time? Yes please!
Well, that’s one person we can scratch off the old Christmas list. Keep checking throughout the month of December to see more great gift ideas!