Christmas Gift Guide (Part 4)

Justin Timberlake wasn’t cool until he put his dick in a box

Christmas presents used to be so simple! Let’s run through how easy it used:

1. Cut a hole in the box.

2. Put your junk in that box.

3. Make her open the box.

Then, of course, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake had to ruin it for all of us regular Joe’s. I know I’ve said it before but it needs to be said again: you can’t trust Hollywood celebrities. They are all bad news.

So now that putting your dick in a box is no longer an option, what are you supposed to do for Christmas presents? Well, you’re in luck because we have been preparing’s Christmas Gift Guide for almost thirty minutes to ensure that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

Let’s see what Part 4 of’s Christmas Gift Guide has in store for us!

Part 4 is dedicated to the people who has lost their creative drive. You know the type. They were always doodling and they firmly believed that they could make it as an artist. Then all of a sudden, they gave up on their dreams to watch more internet sex videos. The crumbled up drawings that once covered their floor were replaced with crumbled up Kleenexes…

Hey, don’t worry. Art is hard. But this Christmas, make sure your special pervert/artist can make art that makes them hard!

What could it be? Private life drawing classes where the nude model has sex with the artist (if the drawing is up to model’s standards, that is)? No, classes like that don’t exist. Although, they should. Luckily, we’ve found the next best thing!

It’s the Eroticolor Activity Book!

With the Eroticolor Activity Book, your special art-perv can nurture their coloring talents without having to sacrifice their valuable fapping time.

“Over 20 pages of hot bodies waiting to get filled Eroticolor was conceived and developed by Brooklyn based graphic designer, and lifelong pervert, E.¬†Bryant. This book features 18 coloring pages depicting a wide array of erotic escapades.” via

Let’s take a look at some of the erotic escapades you or your special art-perv can color in!

Sitting pretty

Riding dirty

Sitting dirty








*the images are small so you can’t pirate them, dingus

Each page has a blank backside so that the colors don’t bleed through, ruining future erotic escapes. Isn’t that clever?

And if coloring isn’t your thing, the Eroticoloring Activity Book includes 5 activity pages (which is why it’s an activity book and not a coloring book, dingus) such as: connect the dots, crossword, and an orgy maze.

For only $15.00 (or two for $20.00!), The Eroticoloring Activity Book is the perfect gift for anyone 18+ who loves porn and wants to get good at coloring again. Buy them online today at the Eroticolor Online Store.

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Published on: December 18, 2012

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