Sex With Ghosts And Other Monsters

Alexis Texas acting as a ghost is the only ghost I'd ever have sex with

Alexis Texas acting as a ghost is the only ghost I’d ever have sex with (click to watch the video!)

Now that Canadian Thanksgiving is over, the only thing we have to look forward to in October is Halloween.

Last year, I asked users, “Would you have sex with a ghost?

1,097 people voted and 75% (825 people) said that they would have sex with a ghost.

Personally, I wouldn’t want to have sex with a ghost. Unless it was Alexis Texas in the GhostBusters Porn Parody. Otherwise, too spooky. Also, sex with ghosts is too close to necrophilia for my comfort.

It really doesn’t come as a surprise that if given the chance, most people would have sex with a ghost because people will literally fuck anything.

People have sex with couches.

People have sex with toasters.

People have sex with inner tubes.

People will try to have sex with literally anything. Even if it’s just the spirit of a dead person manifesting itself in a visual capacity. The craziest thing is that there is even a new dating website called that hooks up the morbid and horny with ghosts.

Since 3 out of 4 people would have sex with a ghost, I’m curious to know where people draw the line in terms of having sex with monsters.

So tell me…out of the following monsters, which would you NOT want to have sex with: 

A Vampire?

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A Zombie?

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A Mummy?

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A Witch?

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A Demon?

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Glenn Close?

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I realize that Glenn Close is a combination of mummy, zombie, witch, demon, and vampire, but just humor me.

So, which one of these Halloween monsters would you NOT want to have sex with:


Thanks for voting!

Now go have sex with a regular person, you freak!

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Published on: October 16, 2013

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  • Eroscott

    Glenn Close! Oh that was good. You had me laughing out loud… er, uh, lol.

    Ghosts, in most cultures, are incorporeal, that is, they have no physical body. So, to all those people who would have sex with a ghost, having fun whacking off.

    Demons, on the other hand, have a history as incubus (male demons who have sex with women) and succubus (female demons who have sex with men). There’s no mention of gay or bi’ demons though. ;-)

  • Chico Dusty

    Bi Demons are Glenn Close.

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