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Baseball fans express their love for the game physically in the bathroom stall

Baseball has never really appealed to me. Something about standing in the hot sun with a mouth full of chewing tobacco waiting for a performance-enhanced man who shares the same physique as your average Silverback Gorilla to hit a ball coming towards him at 90 mph for 9 innings is just too slow for my taste.

In fact, it was national treasure Homer Simpson who pointed out that the game of baseball is boring without beer. For most Americans, I can see why it would so popular, it’s an excuse to drink beer for several hours throughout the afternoon. Well, guess what I write the Sex.com Blog so I don’t need an excuse to drink beer all afternoon.

Saturday afternoon at Yankee Stadium, the Yankees were up by 3 runs in the second inning against the Tampa Bay rays. The excitement was palatable, so much so that a couple opted to have sex in an empty bathroom near the left field bleachers until about the 5th inning.

Here is an eye-witness account of the Yankee Stadium sex as told to DeadSpin:

“Initially the bathroom was empty, but soon I noticed 2 sets of legs in a stall. I pointed it out to a few people . . . more and more people started to notice and some must have told others who were not in the bathroom, who showed up just to see this. The story gained some legs and in a matter of minutes a rather large crowd had developed. It must be noted that a couple of the on-lookers were stadium employees. I found a little irony in it . . . they weren’t security personnel but they were equipped with walkie-talkies. Thought it was amusing that they should probably be using one of those walkie-talkies to call someone to do something about it . . . no one wants to blow the whistle on something as epic as this!!!

Seems impossible to me, but the couple appeared to be oblivious to the surrounding crowd / on-lookers / amateur photographers. At one point, there was a brief time where people were legitimately jockeying for position outside the stall to take pics either over or under, and even standing up on the toilet bowl on the neighboring stall ie . . the video I have

The beginning of the end was when one on-looker screamed out “Make that bitch scream.” The couple finally realized they were being watched . . . there were a few words exchanged b/w an onlooker and the porn star . . . they both told each other to go fuck themsevles . . the onlooker eventually banged on the door and told the porn star he’ll fuck him up. Nothing materialized from it though. Amazingly enough the couple actually still went at it for a few more minutes afterward. At that point stadium employees had alerted security.”

Once the couple was finished they apparently got the slow clap treatment from the crowd of voyeurs. Only in New York…

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Comments

  • Lizzy

    This is better

  • Daddy Yankee

    CC Sabathia lookin skinny!

  • Daddy Yankee

    And pale!

  • NYC

    Saw this happen live pretty cool