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Move over antihistamines.

Getting stuffed up is never fun. All humans like to breathe, it’s one of the few things we all have in common. And when your nose gets clogged up with mucus, it’s a real pain in the neck.

However, neurologist Sina Zarrintan may have figured out a way to make congestion much more fun. Apparently, the best thing to do for clear nostrils when suffering from a cold or hay-fever is to have sex.

And if you can’t have sex, masturbation is just as good.

Believe it or not, sex and or masturbation are the miracle cures we’ve been waiting for!

But how?

Well, it’s simple. Zarrintan’s logic behind this miracle cure comes from the fact that the nose and the genitals are connected to the same part of the nervous system, the sympathetic nervous system.

So if the nasal blood vessels are swollen and inflammed, due to infection or pollen, ejaculating would constrict blood vessels throughout the body. This should soothe the nasal blood vessels and free the airway. And unlike pharmaceuticals, ejaculating for nasal relief (and perhaps sexual relief as well) would not contribute to hypertension. Stuffy sufferers would be free to ejaculate as much as they feel necessary.

There is only one problem with this miracle cure. There have been absolutely no clinical tests to prove Zarrintan’s hypothesis. However, we’re still inclined to believe in the ejaculation-cure because you shouldn’t be wasting valuable Kleenex on your nostrils.

It’s the height of stuffy nose season, followed by a serious allergy season. And if you want to be able to breathe comfortably, you should be visiting Sex.com.

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