Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.
Today’s question comes from loyal Sex.com Blog pawn “Derz”.
Hi Chico. Could you tell me which drugs are the best for sex?
First of all, I would like to apologize to loyal Sex.com Blog pawn “Derz” for taking so long to answer his/her question. I don’t take these questions lightly. If you ask me a question, I need to make sure that my answer is well-researched and properly thought out.
So to answer this question, I had to save up some cash to buy a bunch of different drugs. Then I did all the drugs and totally forgot to have sex while high on them. So I had to save up more cash. Once I had more drugs, I had to do them all over again with a willing woman. Luckily, that wasn’t too hard to find. Unfortunately, I forgot to record my impressions of the different highs during sex so I had to get even more drugs, do them all again with a willing babe, have sex, and record my thoughts.
Needless to say, it was the best week of work I ever had.
Now let me say this. DON’T DO DRUGS.
Ok, now that we’ve got that out of the way, let me tell you about sex on drugs.
Sex on Ketamine
Ketamine is a great drug but I really would not recommend having sex while high on ketamine. A big part of being high on ketamine is the feeling that your mind is separate from your body. While normally this is a lot of fun a like a party or at church, what makes sex great is the physical sensation. Being on ketamine I found that the physical sensation of sex was totally numb. Not to mention after a while, we had trouble moving. So we just lay there soaking, rambling gibberish to each other.
Sex on Cocaine
If you’ve ever done cocaine, you know that as soon as it hits your septum that you feel confident, alert, and sexy. Confidence is the key to good sex so cocaine and sex are an incredible mix. However, I found that being high on cocaine during sex really impaired my ability to orgasm. Though I felt like I was the world’s greatest lover, I just couldn’t finish. So take that into consideration. You’ll enjoy the ride but the ending is a bit anti-climactic.
Note: My lady friend also said that the cocaine gave her trouble orgasming, but I think she was just trying to preserve my confidence. Isn’t that nice of her?
Sex on Alcohol
Don’t over indulge on booze before you have sex because it can really affect your arousal. But when you hit that sweet spot where you’re a sloppy mess and still able to get hard, sex on alcohol is lots of fun.
Sex on LSD
Again, the visuals and tactile sensations will make it difficult to have actual sex. But being high on acid and snuggling up close to someone will give you an orgasm of the mind. It’s the old sensual vs sexual debate.
Sex on Shrooms
Shrooms really enhance your sense of touch so naturally sex on shrooms is FUCKING AWESOME. I found that though the physical sensations of sex are enhanced, that’s not enough to keep your mind from wandering. You’ll be marvelling at the movement of the boobs in front of you and all of a sudden you’ll drift off to a faraway beach where you’re watching waves crash onto the shore at the same rhythm as the boobs. So while having sex on shrooms, do your best to concentrate on the sex you’re having to really reap the rewards.
Sex on MDMA
I know everyone loves poppin Mollies but I would not recommend having sex on MDMA simply because it’s too good. It’s quite possible that the MDMA-enhanced sensations of sex could ruin regular sex forever. Then you’ll only want to have sex on MDMA. I’m no doctor but I feel like regularly having sex on MDMA will cause your heart to explode in your chest. Seriously, you’re better off not trying this.
Sex on Weed
It’s great. Especially if you live in Washington or Colorado. Tactile sensation is enhanced, orgasms aren’t hard to achieve, and you might even find that your erections are more intense because you’re relaxed. My only advice is to have sex immediately after smoking to avoid feeling burnt-out mid-sex. There’s nothing worse than falling asleep on top of someone while they’re trying to orgasm.
But ultimately, none of this advice is useful to you because YOU SHOULDN’T DO DRUGS.
Thanks for the question “Derz”!
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