Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013
Tonight the 2013 NFL season kicks off with the Ravens vs the Broncos.
If there’s anything we like more than sexy women, it’s sports. That’s why we have such a soft spot for cheerleaders. Cheerleaders combine our love of sports and sexy women to provide us with the best Sunday afternoons, Monday nights, and Thursday nights of our lives for 13 weeks of the year.
To get you excited for the upcoming NFL season (not like you need to be more excited), we’re going to show you the Top 10 Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013.
10. Taylor (Washington Redskins)
Originally from Arizona, Taylor is a rookie NFL Cheerleader ready to cheer on RG3 and whoever else is on the Redskins. This beautiful rookie is married to an Army man, so hopefully that means she’ll one day make an appearance on NudesForTroops. One thing’s for sure, Taylor’s got impeccable taste in crop tops.
9. Aryn (Carolina Panthers)
While the Carolina Panthers will have trouble staying relevant this season, I’m sure we can all agree that the sting of not making the playoffs again will be soothed by having second year Top Cat Aryn cheering them on from the sidelines.
8. Jessica (Oakland Raiders)
Let’s face it, Oakland Raider fans are jerks. They’re the drunkest, rowdiest, most boorish fans in the NFL (besides maybe Seattle). Veteran cheerleader Jessica is not only one of the sexiest cheerleaders in the league, she has to put up with a lot of crap. If that doesn’t earn her a spot on this top 10, I don’t know what would.
7. Andrea (Arizona Cardinals)
This is Andrea, a rookie cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. In this picture it looks like she’s about to take her top off. Good enough for me!
6. Geneva (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
Maybe it’s just me but I’m pretty sure Geneva has one of the most perfect figures I’ve ever seen. Though I hate the Buccaneers, I’ll route for them as long as Geneva is on their cheerleading squad.
5. Katelyn (San Diego Chargers)
The Chargers are sure to bottom out this year, as usual, but their cheerleading squad looks good with Katelyn as captain. If you don’t think Katelyn’s sexy, just know that when she’s not cheerleading she’s a professional gymnastics instructor. Yeah.
4. Rachel (New England Patriots)
Rachel is very sexy, especially in those white boots. Unfortunately she’s got a Patriots logo on her outfit, which completely ruins it. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick can go to hell.
3. Kisato (Denver Broncos)
She’s a super babe! Need I say more? I hope Denver does well this year. I’ve always had a soft spot for Peyton Manning for some reason.
2. The Entire Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading team
There’s just something so classic about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Team. Whenever I imagine a cheerleader, they’re always wearing the Cowboys Cheerleading uniforms. What’s weird is that I’m not even a Cowboys fan. They’re just that iconic, I guess.
1. Kori K (Baltimore Ravens)
Kori K is the cover girl for the Baltimore Ravens’ Swimsuit Calendar. Let me tell you, the defending Superbowl Champions don’t just put anyone on the cover of their Swimsuit Calendar. They have to pick one of the sexiest cheerleaders in the NFL. That’s why Kori K gets the #1 spot as the Sexiest NFL Cheerleader.
Good luck in your fantasy pools this season. Hope your team wins!
Football is back! Let’s celebrate!
Note: If anyone is wondering, I’m a New York Jets fan. Therefore I have nothing to be excited about this NFL season and I’m just doing this for your benefit. Sorry if I didn’t mention your favorite cheerleader or talked shit about your team but I’m allowed to because I have to endure the pain of being a goddamn Jets fan.