Last December, I recommended all long distance lovers buy the tele-dildonic sex toys EFEELINK. In case you missed it, the EFEELINK is a male masturbator cup and a vibrator that can be connected and controlled via app. What I loved about the EFEELINK is that couples in long distance relationships could have less frustrating sex lives by controlling one another’s sex toys.
As a thank you for writing the “Sex Toys For Long Distrance Lovers” post, I received a free male masturbator cup and a vibrator. That’s when it all came crashing down.
First of all, if there really is an app to control the EFEELINK it’s impossible to find and download to your Android phone. So there goes the connectivity and sharing of sexual contact despite being miles away.
Second of all, the toys are very low-quality. The fly mamacita that tried the vibrator said that it couldn’t hold a charge and when it did the vibrations were so weak she couldn’t get off at all. Meanwhile when I tried to male masturbator cup, I hated it. Maybe it’s just me but I don’t find sticking my dick into some freezing cold silicone to be very much fun. Once you get over the coldness of the EFEELINK and start stroking, it feels fine but it can’t stop queefing!
Of all the things they tried to do for long distance lovers, the only thing they got right was recreating queefs. Terrible. Just terrible.
So anyways, I’m sorry for recommending the EFEELINK. It’s a terrible gift for long distance lovers (unless you’re the kind of couple that really gets off on disappointment). I guess the only thing for long distance lovers can do to stay sexually satisfied is have more Skype sex.
To make up for recommending the EFEELINK, I will now give you some Skype sex tips to make sure that you and your long distance lover are having the best Skype sex possible. Ready? OK!
If you and your partner are brand new to Skype sex, it’s never a bad idea to share what you’d like to “do” to each other over Skype. Maybe you just want to see a striptease. Maybe you want to masturbate to each other. Maybe you just want to talk dirty for 45 minutes. Skype sex is totally whatever you and your partner want to make of it! There are no rules. Just do whatever it takes to satisfy your partner sexually, even though you’re miles away. Knowing what to expect will help build up the excitement of Skype sex and you’ll feel less embarrassed or stupid during the Skype sex session.
Once you’ve shared what you want out of Skype sex with your partner, it’s time to prepare yourself for the webcam. Webcams are generally an unflattering. That’s why it’s a good idea to take the time to see what you look like on webcam. You might find while checking yourself out on webcam that you need less light in your bedroom or you need to clean up the background. Preparing yourself for being on webcam will have a positive impact on the overall mood and atmosphere of the Skye sex.
Feeling embarrassed or stupid is natural while engaging in Skype sex. I mean, you’re stripping or masturbating for your webcam after all. That’s why it’s invaluable to be vocal and encouraging during Skype sex. You might be thinking during Skype sex, “Wow! Those are the best looking boobs that have been on my computer screen.” But there’s no way for your partner to know that. So vocalize it!
Tell them everything you like about the Skype sex you’re having. By being as encouraging as possible, it will make you and your partner feel less stupid and you can both focus on just enjoying the fun. And of course, feel free to direct them. Feedback is a good thing.
Skype sex will get easier. That inhibited feeling on webcam takes time to shake but if you’re having Skype sex regularly, you’ll eventually feel like Skype is the best place to let loose. And keep in mind that the fun doesn’t have to end on Skype. You should be sexting and sending messages in-between Skype sex session to stoke the fires of your long distance sexual passion.
So yeah, I’m sorry that the EFEELINK was such a bust, but truthfully Skype sex is great and you and your partner will have plenty of fun even without those cheap-ass toys.