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Ray J’s not so subtle cover

Ray J just released a new song called “I Hit It First”. It’s a last ditch effort to remind everyone that he has sex with Kim Kardashian before any other celebrity.

Let’s have a listen to “I Hit It First”

Pretty lame, right? Why can’t all music be about twerking like the new Danny Brown track?

Listen Ray J, we all know you had sex with Kim Kardashian. Despite Kim Kardashian‘s press team’s best efforts to make us believe that she just fell from heaven with incredible fashion sense and became a celebrity, we all remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

While Kim Kardashian does have an excellent fashion sense, I think we all know that it’s her ass that made her a celebrity.

Since Ray J just released a song to remind everyone that he fucked Kim Kardashian before Kanye West, let’s all take a moment to rewatch one of the world’s best celebrity sex tape the Kim Kardashian sex tape: (FYI, the sex starts around the 65 minutes mark)

But here’s the deal with the Kim Kardashian sex tape:

It was allegedly shot in 2003 and it was released in 2007.

Ray J, why are you making a song about sex with Kim Kardashian when it happened 10 years ago?

Does anyone else think it’s sad? Either he recorded “I Hit It First” for the attention, which is sad. Or he’s actually hung up on Kim Kardashian, which is also sad.

Ray J, get over it. Everyone knows you had sex with Kim Kardashian and pretty much everyone has seen you have sex with Kim Kardashian too.

“I Hit It First” is like the hip-hop equivalent of liking all your ex-girlfriend’s Facebook photos. It’s totally embarrassing and you should resist every impulse you have to do it.

Oh well, hopefully Kanye West responds with a new Kim Kardashian sex tape with huge production values and 2 Chainz hanging in the background.

In Ray J‘s defense, how could you not miss an ass like this:

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