Which State Has The Biggest Penises?

Scientists Reveal Average Penis Size In Recent Study Which State Has The Biggest Penises?

Typical North Dakotan showing off

Condomania.com, the USA’s original online condom store (apparently), has just released a state by state comparison of penis sizes by compiling their sales data.

So which state in the USA has the biggest penises?

Here is the list of all 50 states from biggest penises to smallest: 

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi

Damn. It must be nice to be from North Dakota. If anyone asks, I’m from North Dakota. Need proof? Just check my junk.

If you’re from Mississippi, don’t feel so bad about the size of your penis. This list is based solely on Condomania.com’s sales, which is not very scientific. It just means that most North Dakotans are ordering gigantic condoms online, which leaves anyone who buys condoms from the corner store, drug store or sex shop for their massive penis in Mississippi, Hawaii, Arkansas, etc. completely unaccounted for. There’s also no way to account for the massive penises in each state that are going unprotected.

If you’re still feeling a little upset that your state is full of small penises, think about this…Georgia isn’t on the list.

There are approximately 9 million people in Georgia. Are we to believe that there are no penises in Georgia? If there are no penises in Georgia, who wants to fly to Atlanta to meet some big bootied, ratchet ass hoes? I know I’m down.

So this list may not be the most accurate depiction of penises sizes by state because Condomania.com only used its sales data. However, let’s not discredit it completely because North Dakotans need something to be proud of.

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Published on: December 4, 2013

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