Condomania.com, the USA’s original online condom store (apparently), has just released a state by state comparison of penis sizes by compiling their sales data.
So which state in the USA has the biggest penises?
Here is the list of all 50 states from biggest penises to smallest:
- North Dakota
- Rhode Island
- South Dakota
- District of Columbia
- New York
- South Carolina
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New Hampshire
- West Virginia
- North Carolina
Damn. It must be nice to be from North Dakota. If anyone asks, I’m from North Dakota. Need proof? Just check my junk.
If you’re from Mississippi, don’t feel so bad about the size of your penis. This list is based solely on Condomania.com’s sales, which is not very scientific. It just means that most North Dakotans are ordering gigantic condoms online, which leaves anyone who buys condoms from the corner store, drug store or sex shop for their massive penis in Mississippi, Hawaii, Arkansas, etc. completely unaccounted for. There’s also no way to account for the massive penises in each state that are going unprotected.
If you’re still feeling a little upset that your state is full of small penises, think about this…Georgia isn’t on the list.
There are approximately 9 million people in Georgia. Are we to believe that there are no penises in Georgia? If there are no penises in Georgia, who wants to fly to Atlanta to meet some big bootied, ratchet ass hoes? I know I’m down.
So this list may not be the most accurate depiction of penises sizes by state because Condomania.com only used its sales data. However, let’s not discredit it completely because North Dakotans need something to be proud of.