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Which States Have The Longest (and Shortest) Sex

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Sex in the USA

Call me a pessimist, but life nowadays is all about collecting data about yourself so companies can make infographics they can share to promote themselves and make everyone on the internet say, “Oh that’s cool,” before moving on to a different infographic. And yes, that includes your sex life.

Spreadsheets is an app that uses your phone’s accelerometer and speakers to provide statistical feedback about your sex life by measuring duration, thrusts, and decibel peak. Personally, I don’t think measuring duration, thruts, and decibel peaks is indicative of the quality of sex, it’s just fun to know what your phone thinks.

Spreadsheets has proven itself useful not by measuring your own sexual performance, but in collecting the average duration of sex in all 50 States (and 1 District). So let’s see which states are having the longest sex.  

Sex Duration FINAL Which States Have The Longest (and Shortest) Sex

While this map of sex in America is very nice looking, it really doesn’t go into detail. Thankfully, Spreadsheets has released the average duration of sex in each state so we can get a better idea of how our states measure up.

Congratulations to New Mexico.

Average Duration of Sex in all 50 States (and 1 District).

1. New Mexico – (7:01)

2. West Virginia – (5:38)

3. Idaho – (5:11)

4. South Carolina – (4:48)

5. Missouri – (4:22)

6. Michigan -(4:14)

7. Utah – (3:55)

8. Oregon – (3:51)

9. Nebraska – (3:47)

10. Alabama – (3:38)

11. Delaware – (3:33)

12. Hawaii – (3:28)

13. Wisconsin – (3:22)

14. North Dakota – (3:18)

15. Arizona – (3:17)

16. Maryland – (3:15)

17. Mississippi – (3:10)

18. Rhode Island – (3:09)

19. Connecticut – (3:07)

20. Texas – (3:06)

21. New Hampshire – (3:04)

22. Wyoming – (3:03)

23. New York – (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania – (2:58)

25. Maine – (2:58)

26. Washington – (2:51)

27. Iowa – (2:50)

28. Illinois – (2:49)

29. North Carolina – (2:47)

30. Tennessee – (2:46)

31. Kansas – (2:38)

32. California – (2:38)

33. Massachusetts – (2:31)

34. Florida – (2:29)

35. New Jersey – (2:28)

36. Indiana – (2:26)

37. Virginia – (2:23)

38. Oklahoma – (2:21)

39. Colorado – (2:21)

40. Minnesota – (2:19)

41. Ohio – (2:18)

42. Louisiana – (2:17)

43. Kentucky – (2:14)

44. Arkansas – (2:08)

45. District of Columbia – (2:08)

46. Nevada – (2:07)

47. Georgia – (2:07)

48. Montana – (2:03)

49. Vermont – (1:48)

50. South Dakota – (1:30)

51. Alaska – (1:21)

While this all very interesting, I’d just like to remind you that sex isn’t a race nor is it a test of endurance. Hour-long sex can be just as good as quickie sex.

With that said, I’m packing my bags and going to Alaska where my ability to last upwards of 5 minutes in the sack will elevate my status from professional sexy man to Alaskan sex God. Hope to see you there!

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