Supermodel Bar Refaeli is the loneliest supermodel in the whole world.
Despite being a well-known lingerie model, she just can’t seem to find a man.
Bar spoke to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth and said:
I’m okay. I look great. I’m cool. I like going out. I like being at home, I like movies, I like eating. So what’s wrong with me? Why am I alone?
Bar, I wonder the exact same thing. I’m okay. I look great. I’m cool. WHY AM I SO ALONE TOO?
The difference between my loneliness and Bar Refaeli’s loneliness is that she should not be alone. I’m fine with being alone because as a professional pervert, I repulse people. Specifically single, attractive women.
Bar Refaeli, on the other-hand, is a gorgeous model who regularly gets voted as one of the hottest women in the world. If you’re not too familiar with her work, let’s look at some sexy pictures of Bar Refaeli:
It’s a real mystery why Bar Refaeli can’t find a man.
Is it because she once dated Leonardo DiCaprio? Can other men sense the raw sexual energy and handsomeness of Leonardo DiCaprio lingering on Bar Refaeli and they are scared away?
Maybe it’s because she’s just too hot. Men probably see her and think, “Me with Bar Refaeli? It could never happen.” But you don’t know that, men! Her hotness has alienated her from all the heterosexual men of the world! That’s not right.
So men. If you ever run in to Bar Refaeli and she looks lonely, go talk to her! Just promise me you won’t act like an idiot. Yes, she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world, but that’s why it’s extremely important to act cool. Just try to go blind for a few minutes and don’t let her looks distract you from doing your thing.
“I’m looking for someone serious, who I can set up home with,” she said. “Someone who comes from a warm, loving family like mine, who has values like mine.” So keep that in mind when you’re temporarily blind and talking to Bar Refaeli (or possibly a brick wall).
I’m sick to my stomach that a beautiful woman like Bar Refaeli can’t find a man so I’m taking it upon myself to find her a man.
If you want to date Bar Refaeli, please tell us why you should be the one to save her from her loneliness in the comments!