Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.
Today’s question comes from a young man named Marty McFries. Mr. McFries asks:
“I tend to wear sweat pants just about every other day… They’re really comfortable, especially when they rub up against my Johnson. So I was wondering if girls are attracted to guys in sweatpants or if they immediately think that we must be hideous, disgusting freaks once they see us in sweats. I know I shouldn’t sweat the small stuff, but I need to know!”
Excellent question Mr. McFries!
I won’t sugar-coat things for you. It’s true, some women are totally repulsed by men in sweatpants. One time, a pornstar walked off a porn set because the dude she was supposed to fuck was wearing sweatpants. Seriously. You can read more about it in this post: The Porno Dress Code.
Now this shouldn’t discourage you from wearing sweatpants. Wear your sweatpants and wear them proudly, but wear them proudly when it’s appropriate. For example, it’s perfectly acceptable for you to wear your sweatpants when you’re in bed scrolling through Sex.com all day. But once it’s time for you to get out of bed and go to the bar to meet babes, change into some jeans or regular pants.
Ultimately, you only have one chance at a first impression and your clothes and general appearance will influence that first impression. I know your cum-stained sweatpants and Replacements t-shirt might be comfortable, but your comfort isn’t what matters in this scenario. You have to be attractive.
But then again, a big part of being attractive is confidence. If you find that wearing comfortable clothes gives you a boost of confidence, then by all means ignore what I said earlier and try to attract single women in your sweatpants. You might find that some women respond to your uncouth appearance.
Marty, just remember that women are people and people are individuals. Some women will think that you’re a hideous, disgusting freak because you wore sweatpants to the singles bar. But let’s be honest, do you really want to have sex with or date someone who doesn’t understand the comfort of sweatpants? I didn’t think so. You just have to hope that the cool babes that appreciate a man for wearing sweatpants aren’t all spoken for. The only way you’re going to know for sure is if you try.
Marty McFries, thank you for your question! I hope this helped.
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