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  • Product Placement In Porn Top 10

    Whether you’re conscious of it or not, you should know that in almost all the media you consume there’s been a product strategically shoe-horned in to make you want to buy it without you even really realizing it.

    Like for example, how many times have you been watching Seinfeld reruns only to find yourself craving a cold, refreshing Snapple? That’s product placement (though allegedly Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never got a cent for their numerous Snapple references, they kept it up because they loved the joke).

    Product placement is simply the presentation of a product either in the background or as a prop within the context of a movie or TV show. The advertiser’s product is visible but not the focus. The product must fit seamlessly in the scene, so not only does it add realism to the scene but it also helps sell the product. This is especially true if you identify with the characters.

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    August 7, 2014 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 12473

  • Lebron James Opts Out Top 10!

    Move over Carmelo Anthony! You’re no longer the prized pig of the NBA 2014 free agent class! To be fair, you’re still a very prized pig but c’mon dude, play some D once and a while, but Lebron James’s agent has announced that the best player in the world will be opting out of his six year contract with the Miami Heat early to test the market and hopefully end up on a team where he doesn’t have to drag the whole roster to the NBA Finals by himself.

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    June 24, 2014 • Funny, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 5141

  • Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

    Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Sex.com Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

    So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?

    EASTERN CONFERENCE.

     

    The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

    Indiana Pacers babe:

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    Atlanta Hawks babe:

    5630939 sexy atlanta hawks cheerleader juliana Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

    In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.

     

    The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

    Miami Heat babe:

    3974150 abella anderson sexy miami heat fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Charlotte Bobcats babe:

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    The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

    As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.

     

    The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

    Toronto Raptors babe:

    5631028 leanna decker repping the toronto raptors Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Washington Wizards babe:

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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

    And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

    The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

    Chicago Bulls babe:

    1767859 chicago bulls fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Brooklyn Nets babe:

    1583066 brooklyn nets Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

    Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

    Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.

    WESTERN CONFERENCE.

     

    The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

    San Antonio Spurs babe:

    5631295 selena gomez Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Memphis Grizzlies babe:

    5631357 leanna decker repping the memphis grizzlies Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

    Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.

     

    The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

    Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

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    Dallas Mavericks babe:

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    Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

    Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.

     

    The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

    L.A. Clippers babe:

    2433247 alysha nett Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Golden State Warriors babe:

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    Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

    And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.

     

     

    The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

    Houston Rockets babe:

    5631574 sexy dwight howard fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Portland Trailblazers babe:

    5631601 leanna decker repping the portland trail blazers Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

    That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.

     

    Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10248

  • The Most Popular GIFs On The Internet Are Porn GIFs!

    Jessica+Robbin The Most Popular GIFs On The Internet Are Porn GIFs!

    My reaction to this news was the same as Jessica Robbins’s here.

    Well guys, we did it! Porn GIFs are officially the most popular GIFs on the internet!

    Whenever I think of popular GIFs, I think of cats falling off windowsills, cats getting flung off ceiling fans, cats coming up short on big jumps, and so on and so forth.

    Yes, with the wide variety of GIFs on the internet, it seemed unlikely that Porn GIFs would take the top spot.

    How did we find out that porn GIFs are the most popular GIFs on the internet?

    Well, a little website called TheWorstDrug.com “scrapes” the internet for the most shared GIFs on the internet on a daily basis. It just so happens that the 99% of the most shared GIFs on the internet are porn GIFs!

    Incredible. Thank you TheWorstDrug.com for letting us know that everyone loves to share porn GIFs. In celebration of this new achievement in Porn GIF-ery, here are a bunch of our favorite porn GIFs. Let’s try and get them on TheWorstDrug.com y’all!  Continue Reading

    March 24, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 106701

  • Donald Glover Presents Abella Anderson Free Webcam

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    Abella Anderson

    Do you want to have a private webcam session with retired Latina pornstar Abella Anderson?

    Of course you do! Webcamming with Abella Anderson is the only thing you want more than having sex with Abella Anderson. Personally, I would prefer to webcam with Abella because she has been known to snap penises in half due to the sheer intensity of sex.

    Anyways, you can now have a private webcam session with Abella Anderson totally free courtesy of comedian/rapper Donald Glover!  Continue Reading

    January 9, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3005

  • Babes of the Year 2013

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    Kayden Kross & Stoya, two of 2013’s most popular babes.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work!

    I was thinking of letting you vote for your favorite babes of 2013, but then I got to thinking that a better indication of the most popular babes of 2013 would be to just look at which babes had the most views throughout the year.

    It’s like voting, but you weren’t conscious of it.

    Anyways, let’s see the Top 10 Babes of the Year 2013Continue Reading

    December 30, 2013 • BABES, TOP 10's • Views: 7730

  • Abella Anderson Webcams In New Childish Gambino Video

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    Donald Glover is a pretty good comedian, but I’ve never been 100% sold on his rap career as Childish Gambino.

    It’s not that he makes bad rap music, it’s just that I’ll always think of him as an actor/comedian who raps in his spare time.

    But now, Donald Glover/Childish Gambino has finally given me a reason to truly respect him as an artist. He cast super sexy, retired Latina pornstar Abella Anderson as a webcam girl (or in other words: he cast Abella Anderson as herself) in his latest video 3005.

    Watch Abella Anderson webcam to the sounds of Childih Gambino right now:

    Who doesn’t want to watch Abella Anderson vibe to a pretty good rap son on webcam? I know I just wanted to see Abella Anderson on webcam. So I’m satisfied. The only problem with this video is that it doesn’t link you to a site where you can actually chat with Abella Anderson on webcam.

    Don’t worry, I’ve gone out and found that link for you:

    Click here to see Abella Anderson on webcam via Camster.

    Rap videos and webcams are one thing, but I just wish that Abella Anderson would do porn again.

    For those of you who don’t realize the void that Abella Anderson has left in the lives of men and women who love watching sexy Latina babes have sex on camera, just look at these 47 Abella Anderson GIFs and wish for a comeback:  Continue Reading

    November 18, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3625

  • Sexiest NBA Fans

    1016 Sexiest NBA Fans

    If Kayden Kross doesn’t get you excited for basketball…I don’t know what will.

    Finally! The day we’ve all been waiting for is here.

    BASKETBALL IS BACK!

    Will the Rockets be a contender now that they’ve added big man Dwight Howard?

    Can Damien Lillard build off his hot rookie season or is he headed for a sophomore slump?

    How much does Tim Duncan have left in the tank?

    Can the Pistons make the playoffs with a team that has a surplus of size and not enough shooting?

    Will Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony kill each other now that they’re both in New York (Brooklyn Nets and New York Knicks respectively)?

    Are the Miami Heat going to win a third straight NBA Championship?

    So many questions and none of them will be answered until the end of the 2014 season in April. What can we do to pass the time? How about looking at the Top 10 Sexiest NBA Fans? Why not, right? If these girls don’t get you excited for the new NBA season, maybe basketball isn’t your thing. At least you get to see some sexy NBA-loving babes!

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    October 29, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2796

  • Sup with Abella Anderson?

    I hate the Miami Heat. Even though this summer has been lacklustre weather-wise, watching Tim Duncan neutralize the Miami Heat‘s offense with his basketball IQ is making up for it.

    Watching the NBA Finals has almost made me start to pity the Miami Heat. Every year they don’t win a championship every year with Lebron James and Dwyane Wade on the same team, it will be a disappointment of season, which is totally unreasonable. (Notice how I didn’t mention Chris Bosh?)

    During the NBA season when the Miami Heat went on that huge tear, I thought about how easy it would be to root for the Heat. Now I’ve started to think that being a Heat fan isn’t all that easy because the management has bestowed their fans with unreasonable expectations for every single season until 2016.

    Maybe having Lebron James gives you a chance to win an NBA Championship every year but it’s still unreasonable to expect a championship every year in the current NBA.

    Anyways, trying to empathize with Miami Heat fans made me think of the sexiest Miami Heat fan of all time: Abella Anderson. (see what I did there?)

    Some of you may know Abella Anderson as the pornstar that once broke a man’s dick because she was riding him too hard. Others may just know her as the naughty Latina that made some great sex videos.

    It’s been just over a year since she retired from porn so we’re going to do a Porno P.I. to find out what she’s up to now and why she retired from porn.

    Spoiler Alert: it’s not because she broke that guy’s dick.  Continue Reading

    June 13, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 15478