• Emily Ratajkowski Is Back & Basically Nude

    If you’ve been to your local newsstand lately (lol. jk. print media is dead), you may have noticed that the busty and bodacious “Blurred Lines” babe Emily Ratajkowski has graced the cover of this month’s GQ wearing hardly anything at all.

    GQ has just declared Emily Ratajkowski to be the “Girl of the Summer” 2014. Doesn’t that sound terribly anachronistic? I mean…the “Blurred Lines” music video came out in March 2013 and that secured Emily Ratajkowski as “Girl of the Summer” 2013…didn’t it?

    All last summer, I couldn’t go on the internet without seeing new pictures of the hot, new busty brunette with a name whose pronunciation was open to so many different interpretations.

    The reason GQ has given Emily Ratajkowski “Girl of the Summer” for a second year in a row is because they’re starting to hype up Emily’s fancy new acting career. You see, Emily Ratajkowski has a role in the new David Fincher movie Gone Girl that’s set to come out in October. By driving it into our heads that Emily Ratajkowski is more than a hot babe who shows her big tits to the internet in tasteful ways, there won’t be such a backlash when we see her feature film debut. And if we accept her as an actress, then she’ll just be an actress.

    The real question is: can Emily Ratajkowski act?

    Probably. I seem to remember getting an A in my high school drama class for not even showing up, so it’s my understanding that acting is extremely easy.

    But luckily, if Emily Ratajkowski foray into acting doesn’t work out, at least she has something to fall back on…posing basically nude:

    Source: via youngchop on

    Source: via youngchop on

    Source: via youngchop on

    Source: via youngchop on

    And also this behind the scenes video is pretty dope:

    June 26, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 19973

  • Rita Ora Poses in Sexy New Pictures

    I, Gil Powers, don’t like Terry Richardson. All of the recent allegations surrounding him have painted him as a really despicable dude. The problem is, awesome people, both sexy and otherwise, continue to partake in photo shoots with him, and that creates a bit of a dilemma.

    His latest photographs are of Rita Ora, a British songstress who rose to fame with her debut album in 2012. I personally have no idea who Rita Ora is, but I do know that she is extremely popular and also beautiful.    I do know that she was featured on one of Snoop Lion’s tracks, and Snoop Lion is awesome, so points for that.  Well, Snoop Dogg is awesome, but they’re the same guy.

    The ideal situation would be if major fashion entities and celebrities boycotted working with Richardson, but, since we live in a world where money is the primary motivator, we’re going to keep seeing his stuff. Hell, Obama even posed for the guy. Let that sink in for a second.

    However, this is just one man complaining about something which he has no control over.  Ultimately these decisions will be left up to the people with the money and power, and I’m certainly not that person.

    Here are the pictures that Richardson took of Ora. They conform to the standard Richardson formula: sexy individual portraits of people wearing nothing or nearly nothing in front of white backgrounds:

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: Uploaded by user via ThrusterBone on

    Source: via SelenaGomezNude on

    via Peeperz

    and Thanks to user “ThrusterBone” for uploading all of these dope pictures of Rita Ora to

    May 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 8017

  • Sofia Vergara’s Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

    Everyone already thinks that Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara is one of the sexiest celebrities in the world. I mean, think about it mathematically…

    Latina + Big Tits + MILF + Celebrity = Sofia Vergara.

    When anyone can fit into three or more categories, well there’s nothing much else we can do other than admit THEY HOT.

    Long before Sofia Vergara was a household name, she was just a humble Colombian bikini model. Now I’d like to share with you some pictures from Sofia’s time as a bikini model, dating all the back to 1998 when Sofia was only 26 years old. I just think it’s important that Sofia Vergara was smoking hot way before she got on TV.

    Now please enjoy these vintage pictures of Sofia Vergara topless. Well…almost topless. If it weren’t for that stupid cowboy hat we’d be able to see more of the goods. But hey! Sideboob ain’t bad. Never complain about sibeboob.

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on


    You know why I like Sofia Vergara? Because she once said, “I’ll tell you something. I’ve always been known for my boobs, but it pisses me off, because I do also have a great ass!” I COULDN’T AGREE MORE. Sofia, if by some miracle you ever see this, please know that you are always welcome to come through the office and we can work together to figure out a way to get people focused on your ass as well as your boobs.

    Just to compare, check out Sofia Vergara at age 41 (present day Sofia Vergara):

    Source: via senorita25 on


    Girl’s been smoking hot for decades. Good job!

    April 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 44821

  • Top 10 Babes of Mad Men

    MAD MEN is back this Sunday for its seventh and final season.

    I’ve watched Mad Men since the first season aired and my interest in the show has been waining with every passing season. I’m not sure why. It’s still pretty good I guess. Just watching it isn’t as exciting as it used to be. It feels more like a commitment, something I have to do rather than something I’m excited to watch.

    If you ask me, six seasons is plenty of Mad Men, especially because season six was kind of a stinker. Even though I watched every single episode, I don’t remember a GD thing that happened.

    Well that’s not true…Don Draper was going to move to California, but then decided to stay in NYC, and then he was asked to take a leave of absence. Then we saw Peggy in Don’s office, wearing the pants. Literally, she was wearing pants! OMG 1960’s woman in pants! So crazy! Also Pete smoked weed one time and that was cool.

    So I remember a few things from season six. Other than Pete smoking weed, the only things I remember all happened in the last few minutes of the season six’s last episode. Because Mad Men season six was so unmemorable, I worry about the quality of Mad Men season seven. Hopefully Mad Men‘s season seven is a lot like season three of The Wire. And what I mean by that is, after a tedious and unmemorable batch of episodes, the show returns to form and knocks our socks off.

    It probably will because Mad Men season 7 is doing what all self-important TV shows do nowadays, splitting the final season in two. Of Mad Men season 7’s 14 total episodes, there will be 7 episodes of season 7 airing this Spring and the final 7 episodes airing in early 2015. Fingers crossed that the hiatus in between will ensure that they wrap up the show in a satisfying way.

    No matter the direction Mad Men season 7 takes, everyone’s going to be disappointed because that’s just how people react to TV shows ending. The audience becomes so attached to the characters that no matter what happens, everyone is pissed off.

    So instead of speculation what twists and turns and ultimate disappointments Mad Men season 7 may have for us, I’d prefer to spend our time reminding ourselves of the TOP 10 HOTTEST BABES OF MAD MEN. So let’s check them out, shall we?

    10. Jessica Pare (Megan Draper)

    Jessica Pare is a very sexy lady and it pains we to have to put her at number 10. But ultimately, she’s Canadian. And her Canadianess forces me to list her at #10.

    9. Sunny Mabrey (Shelley The Stewardess)

    Sunny Mabrey was only in the show for a split second as a sexy stewardess Don hooks up with. Regardless of her short stint of the show, a beautiful blonde like Sunny Mabrey in a stewardess outfit will always have a place in our hearts.

    8. Caity Lotz (Stephanie)

    You may remember Caity Lotz as Stephanie, Anna Draper’s hot niece. Unfortunately, she hasn’t been in the show since season 4. If she doesn’t make an appearance in season 7, I will lose hope for all humanity.

    7. Abigail Spencer (Suzanne Farrell)

    She and Don had a brief affair, which was crazy because she was either Sally or Bobby’s teacher. Just the idea of having a teacher as good looking as Abigail Spencer made me feel all kinds of strange.

    6. Alexis Bledel (Beth Dawes)

    If I’m not mistaken, Alexis Bledel’s storyline didn’t really go anywhere. Maybe her presence helped ruin Pete and Trudy’s marriage, but that was doomed from the beginning because Pete’s always been a scumbag. Despite the fact that her character wasn’t all that interesting, Alexis Bledel is very easy on the eyes and showing up to an office in nothing but a fur coat and panties should be something we all fantasize about. Thank you Alexis Bledel for showing up to SCDP in just a fur coat and panties. I don’t care if it was just a dream, it’s still super hot.

    5. Linda Cardellini (Sylvia Rosen)

    Ever since Freaks and Geeks, I’ve always had a thing for Linda Cardellini. So when she turned up on Mad Men last season, still gorgeous as ever but with some MILF-y flair, y’all know I was all about it.

    4. Peyton List (Jane Sterling)

    Roger Sterling probably made a mistake marrying Peyton List’s Jane character, but honestly if you were an old dude and a babe this hot was into you, why wouldn’t lock that down? Peyton List, fine as hell.

    3. Alison Brie (Trudy Campbell)

    Alison Brie is probably done with Mad Men but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s one of Hollywood’s finest women.

    2. January Jones (Betty Draper/Francis)

    Everyone always says that January Jones is total bitch in real life. That may be, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s absolutely stunning looking on Mad Men. Even when she gained all that weight, I was like, “Damn girl. Get at me.”

    1. Christina Hendricks (Joan Harris/Holloway)

    Christina Hendrick’s Joan Harris has risen in the ranks over the course of the show, but her curvy figure will always embody the perfect secretary. Honestly, my only hope for Mad Men season 7 is that things work out for Joan because she’s always been the best character. Am I biased because of Christina Hendricks’s busty body and sex appeal? Yes. But so are all of you.

    Plus, let’s never forget that time Christina Hendricks leaked pictures of her boobs…


    Now please excuse me, I have to go hire a Christina Hendricks look-a-like to be my secretary.

    Don’t forget to watch Mad Men this Sunday!

    April 11, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 38825

  • Game of Thrones Returns Sunday! Recapping the GoT Sex Scenes


    …must be from the new season.


    No, it’s not that I spent all morning looking at hot pictures of sexy babes on – although I did do that, and it did get me really pumped up.

    Continue Reading

    April 4, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 17947

  • Stacy Martin Nudes From Nymphomaniac


    Stacy Martin

    Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac volumes 1 and 2 are supposed to be 242 minutes of raunchy sex. Normally I’d be first in line to see a movie all about sex, but knowing that it was directed by Lars Von Trier ultimately makes it not worth seeing because that dude is twisted.

    Dancer In The Dark made me want to kill myself and I had to gouge my eyes out after seeing Charlotte Gainsbourg’s amateur female circumcision in AntichristAfter watching those two agonizing Lars Von Trier movies, I’ve totally sworn off seeing any of his work, especially if it’s about sex. I would hate to have sex ruined for me just because some Danish director’s only way to cope with depression is by making movies.

    The only reason I ever even contemplated seeing Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac was because I knew that the sexy actress Stacy Martin would be making her big nude debut. However, I quickly realized that though Stacy Martin is the new girl on the block, she’s sexy enough that someone will endure the pain of watching Nymphomaniac while taking screen caps of every moment where Stacy Martin appears nude.

    And I’m happy to say that the internet did not let us down! Someone out there actually watched Nymphomaniac and managed to get all of Stacy Martin’s nude and sex scenes. So let’s all take a moment to thank the internet for making it possible to see Stacy Martin nude without having to watch this terrible movie.  Continue Reading

    April 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 23988

  • Cameron Diaz Made A Sex Tape…In Her New Movie “Sex Tape”


    Cameron Diaz

    Last weekend, I found myself watching There’s Something About Mary and I was blown away by how funny and sexy Cameron Diaz was in that movie.

    I haven’t seen a Cameron Diaz movie post-2000 simply because they all look SO BAD. And even though Cameron Diaz hasn’t lost a step in terms of sexiness, can you really argue that she’s been in a movie worth seeing in the last fourteen years? Of course not. It’s too bad but sex appeal isn’t enough to get me to spend $20 on movie tickets.  Continue Reading

    April 1, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 27097

  • Cobie Smulders Is Now Unemployed, But Still Hot


    Cobie Smulders

    After a nine year run, How I Met Your Mother ended last night and I couldn’t be happier. The whole show seemed like an attempt to brainwash people that still watch primetime TV into thinking that monogamy and true love was the only thing worth living for. Call me a cold-hearted bitch but true love and monogamy aren’t worth living for because life ain’t Hollywood and you’ll never get a giant apartment on the Upper Westside even if you’re a somewhat successful architect.

    Ok, you got me. I’ve never seen How I Met Your Mother but I was truly unimpressed by the show’s summary on Wikipedia. Maybe it’s just me, but the best way to watch a show is to read the plot summary on Wikipedia.

    Anyways, there’s just one downside to How I Met Your Mother ending and it’s that super sexy Canadian actress Cobie Smulders is now unemployed. The days of collecting a big fat TV paycheck are over for Cobie Smulders, which is too bad because no one wants to see an attractive actress go out of work.

    Of course, Cobie Smulders will be starring in Avengers: Age of Ultron come 2015 which will probably make upwards of a million dollars, so Cobie Smulders will be just fine.

    Ok. You got me. This is a post about absolutely nothing. Just an excuse to share pictures of Cobie Smulders looking hot…ENJOY!  Continue Reading

    April 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 11267

  • Amanda Seyfried Loves Sex Scenes


    Amanda Seyfried

    Good news for anyone that likes to watch Amanda Seyfried sex scenes!

    Amanda Seyfried just told W Magazine that “Sex scenes are great.”


    “A lot of my co-stars have been sexy guys my age who are really respectful and cool. So, why not? I’m not going to pretend it’s not fun.”

    Very, very good news. This doesn’t necessarily mean that Amanda will be doing lots of sex scenes but at least she’s enjoying it.

    While telling W Magazine about how much she likes filming sex scenes, Amanda Seyfried was also posing in some sexy lingerie. Here are the pictures:



    March 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 3608

  • Sophia Bush Poses In Revealing Corset


    Sophia Bush

    Good news everyone! Sophia Bush is back!

    Actually, according to her IMBD page, she never left. Which makes me wonder why it’s been so long since we’ve seen Sophia Bush pose for sexy photos?

    I guess people tend to forget about you if you spend 10 years on some crappy teen drama about a hill with one tree on it,  even if you’re as beautiful as Sophia Bush.

    Now that Sophia Bush is 31 years-old, she’s moved on from crappy teen dramas to star in a new crappy cop show called Chicago PD. I haven’t seen it but I assume it’s crappy because they haven’t written an episode about preventing the release of Chief Keef’s new album so that his music doesn’t raise the murder rate in Chicago.

    Yo, Dick Wolf, give me a writing job on Chicago PD. An episode about the Almighty Sosa would be guarantee the show’s success.

    What was I talking about again? Oh yeah Sophia Bush.

    I’m not sure if Sophia Bush’s sexy new Maxim photos are just to promote Chicago PD or if she’s also trying to show the world that she’s not the doe-eyed teen we loved, but I’m very into it. Put anyone in a corset or handcuffs or a tight black dress or just cover them up with a sheet and I’ll be happy.

    Now see Sophia Bush wear all these things. Thank you Maxim!


    March 11, 2014 • BABES • Views: 2099

  • Margot Robbie Nude is why you should see Wolf Of Wall Street


    Margot Robbie

    With so many good movies currently in theatres, it’s hard to know which one is worth your time and money.

    After much deliberation between recommending The Wolf of Wall Street or American Hustle, I have to tell you to see The Wolf of Wall Street.

    Don’t get me wrong, I liked both movies but The Wolf of Wall Street has one thing that edges out David O. Russell’s effort: Margot Robbie nudeContinue Reading

    January 9, 2014 • BABES • Views: 12403

  • Beth Behrs Half Nude in Esquire


    Beth Behrs

    For those of you who don’t know, Beth Behrs is an American actress on a show called 2 Broke Girls.

    For some reason, 2 Broke Girls is always recommended to me. Maybe people think I’ll like because it’s 30 minutes of non-stope lazy and obvious sexual innuendoes.

    I’ll admit it, I’ve watched the show a couple of times. All I remember is Beth Behrs and Kat Denning’s shrill voices firing back and forth between laugh-tracks and a splitting headache. I woke up several hours later with dry blood all over my nostrils and mouth. Doctors said that I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage and that I was lucky to be alive.

    So I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls anymore. But maybe you do!

    And maybe while watching 2 Broke Girls you thought to yourself, “I wish I could see the blonde one (Beth Behrs) sort of nude.” Well you’re in luck because Beth Behrs just did a photo shoot with Esquire and she was kind of nude for it.  Continue Reading

    January 7, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3428

  • Eva Longoria Named Maxim’s Woman of the Year


    Eva Longoria

    Big news everyone! Maxim just announced their Woman of the Year and it’s…


    What? Eva Longoria? Really? What year did she win Woman of the Year for, 2008? No? This year? Crazy. Good for you, Eva!

    If you’re confused as to why Eva Longoria is the recipient of Maxim‘s most prestigious award, allow me to break it down for you after the jump.  Continue Reading

    January 7, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 1334

  • Jennifer Lawrence & Her Butt Plugs


    J-Law loves butt plugs

    Last night on Conan, Jennifer Lawrence revealed that if she wasn’t an Academy Award winning actress she’d probably be a hotel maid because she loves snoop through people’s stuff.

    This revelation then led her to talk about the time a hotel maid discovered her massive collection of butt plugs.

    Let’s watch Jennifer Lawrence talk about her butt plugs:


    I wonder what the joke was…

    I’d like to believe that Jennifer Lawrence was complaining to some friends about how difficult it is to find a man that would have anal sex with her since winning an Oscar so they decided to get her butt plugs so that she can pleasure herself anally without depending on men.

    Ultimately, the thing with joke gifts is that unless they are promptly thrown away, they end up getting used in secret. I know this because the bottle of Jizz Lube I gave to a friend as a joke seems to get emptier and emptier every time I see it…even though he claims that it’s “just a joke”. So Jennifer Lawrence might have received a bunch of butt plugs as a joke but I’m willing to bet an Academy Award that she’s used them.

    Now would you please excuse me? I need to become a maid at a fancy hotel for celebrities so I can get the dirt on what sex toys they travel with.

    December 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 6101

  • Brooklyn Decker Topless Photos


    Brooklyn Decker

    Are you guys familiar with supermodel-turned-actress Brooklyn Decker?

    Well you should be because she is the proud owner of two of the most beautiful boobs in the entire world. Brooklyn’s boobs are a stunning 36DD and it’s a goddamn shame they are always being covered up by a lace brassiere or bikini top.

    It’s been absolute agony seeing Brooklyn Decker’s cleavage constantly but never getting to see the main event (the main even is of course the boobs themselves). Well live in agony no more because I have finally found Brooklyn Decker topless!

    I don’t know when or where they’re from, but at least we get a glimpse of the boobs finally. I say just go with it (get it? She was in that movie).


    Totally worth the wait.

    Next time can we get some color pictures? It’s almost 2014, I need some good resolution and some color in my pictures.

    Bonus Brooklyn Decker nip slip:

    Source: via bubblegumtaint on

    Looking real hot!

    December 17, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5844

  • Gal Gadot Is Wonder Woman!


    Gal Gadot

    It was just announced that Gal Gadot will be playing Wonder Woman in the upcoming Batman vs Superman movie.

    If you read “Gal Gadot” and asked, “WHO?”…I’m extremely disappointed in you.

    Gal Gadot is none other than the super sexy Israeli babe who played Gisele from Fast & FuriousFast Five, and Fast & Furious 6. If you haven’t seen these movies, let me tell you how sexy she is (with spoilers). I was more upset by her character’s death than I am by the actual death of Paul Walker. It’s messed up I know but she’s just that fine in the Fast and Furious franchise.

    On top of being the best part of the Fast and Furious franchise, Gal Gadot was also Miss Israel when she was 19 and competed in the 2004 Miss Universe pageant.

    Need to know anything more about Gal Gadot? Good. Now let’s look at some hot pictures of Gal Gadot and get excited to see her in that red bustier, swinging around that lasso of truth or whatever Wonder Woman does…  Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 10091

  • Kate Bosworth Nude in Big Sur


    Kate Bosworth

    Finally! The day we’ve all been waiting for is here. KATE BOSWORTH IS NUDE IN A NEW MOVIEContinue Reading

    November 5, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 2377

  • Lizzy Caplan Topless in Masters Of Sex


    Masters of Sex

    When I first heard of the new Showtime show Masters of Sex, I thought to myself, “Cool. A show about sex researchers in the late 50s? I should watch this and write reviews for each episode!”

    But who has the time for that? I know I don’t have time to watch and write about this show. I also know that y’all won’t read it. So rather than watching Masters of Sex, I’ll just keep posting pictures of hot babes for you.

    Even though I’ve never seen the show, I’m pretty sure it’s one of the best TV shows on the air right now. What makes me say this? Because Lizzy Caplan is going to be topless in next week’s episode! Here’s a sneak peek:  Continue Reading

    October 28, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3919

  • Scarlett Johansson Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

    Scarlett Johansson sexy

    Scarlett Johansson. Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

    Esquire Magazine has awarded Scarlett Johansson the title of Sexiest Woman Alive.

    Is anyone surprised?

    You shouldn’t be. Scarlett Johansson already won Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006. Seven years later, she’s still got it.

    I’m not a big fan of when these kinds of awards have repeat-winners. There are literally thousands of women who could have won it. Scarlett’s already won, why not give it to someone else?

    Whatever though. Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the sexiest women alive. If they want to play it safe, that’s cool.

    Let’s look at some sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson to make sure she is indeed one of the sexiest women alive:


    Yeah. It’s ok. She’s one of the sexiest women alive.

    She’s so sexy that I’m sure she would content for this award even if she was dead.

    October 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2555

  • Elizabeth Olsen Avengers Babe!

    Elizabeth Olsen cute sexy

    Elizabeth Olsen

    Remember the first time you saw the trailer for Martha Marcy Mae Marlene? I remember thinking, “Is it Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?”

    Turns out it wasn’t one of the Olsen twins at all! It was a younger, hotter Olsen. Elizabeth Olsen.

    Samuel L. Jackson just confirmed that Elizabeth Olsen will be in the Avengers 2.

    Now, I didn’t see the Avengers. As far as I know, there’s no nudity, so why would I see it?

    But Elizabeth Olsen is sexy so I’m just going to go ahead and share some of her sexiest pictures with you.


    I can already tell you that the Avengers 2 is going to be a huge disappointment because there will not be an Elizabeth Olsen-Scarlett Johansson lesbian sex scene.

    What a waste of an opportunity.

    Get your head in the game, Joss.

    October 3, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1629