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  • KY’s Sexercise Program

    Super sex lubricant brand KY thinks that we’re not having enough sex because the stress of our daily routines and our obsession with technology is too distracting for us to have sex.

    To get people interested in sex again, they enlisted the help of sexologists, personal trainers and pornstars to develop a sexercise program that will solve all your sexual problems.

    The classes were supposedly offered at Buenos Ares’s largest gym complex, with over 5,000 participants hoping to spark an interest in sexual activity and build sexual stamina. However, I did some research on that and there’s no evidence that it actually happened.

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    May 15, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 14127

  • Banned Condom Commercial Makes Condoms Look Awesome

    This Australian condom commercial for Four Seasons condoms has been banned from Australian TV, which is a shame because showing a couple actually using condoms while shopping for them is the most effective piece of condom advertising I’ve ever seen.

    Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise. After all, if it had not been banned from Australian TV, why the heck would I be talking about it?

    Remember to wear a condom.

    December 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1231

  • Does Sex Still Sell?

    budweiser Does Sex Still Sell?

    Quality advertising

    Everyone knows that sex sells. But then again, 600 years ago everyone knew that the world was flat. The thing about universal truths like “the Earth is flat” or “sex sells” is that eventually they become untrue and it takes a while for people to catch on. So I’m asking you, does sex still sell?

    According to a new study published in the journal of the Association for Psychological Science, women don’t respond well to sexy advertisements, unless the sexy ads are for a product or service that is “superior and expensive.”  Continue Reading

    December 6, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 702

  • Are These Ads For E-Cigs or Blowjobs?

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    E-cigarette

    Obviously e-cigarettes are very stupid. If you’re going to smoke, just smoke regular cigarettes because at least everyone knows how regular smoking can harm you. The ways e-cigarettes are killing you are still a complete mystery. That’s why I recommend just stick to what you know.

    But have you seen these new ads for VIP E-Cigarettes? The ones where either a man or a woman says to the camera, “I want you to put your hands all over it. I’m going to watch you do it. Then I want you to put it in your mouth, wrap your lips around it and suck. It’s going to taste so good.”?

    If not, watch them right now:  Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 570

  • French Lingerie company celebrates boobs

    French lingerie company, Valege Lingerie has a new ad campaign called “Finally Together” that celebrates the togetherness of breasts. Because really, boobs should come in pairs. One isn’t enough. Three is awkward. Two is just right.

    Let’s all celebrate the togetherness of breasts by watching these CGI boobs squeeze themselves against each other.

    Finally Together – Dock

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    February 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 613

  • Sunny Leone for PETA

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    Oh Sunny you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey Sunny!

    I think it’s safe to say that literally everyone loves Sunny Leone. What’s not to love about her? She’s gorgeous, she’s Indian (via Canada), she has award winning breasts, she’s a porn-to-Bollywood crossover star, and she once worked at Jiffy Lube.

    Today we learned that Sunny is the new face of PETA India and their campaign to encourage pet owners to spay and neuter their pets. Why is this important news? Well, whenever a porn star is photographed with all their clothes on it feels like the world’s gone all topsy-turvy. But more importantly, she’s doubled her sexiness.

    Allow me to explain:

    1. She cares about animals, which means she’s intrinsically nurturing. This desire to nurture translates to great sex, which you can watch here: “Sunny Leone lights the bed on fire with her sex”
    2. The cause she’s promoting is the same one that Bob Barker used to sign off with on The Price Is Right. Bob Barker is the man and for some reason this new correlation between him and Sunny Leone makes Sunny Leone sexier.

    Anyways, let’s take a look at her new PETA India ads:

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    January 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 756

  • Babe sells her boobs to advertisers

    BridgetBoobs 300x221 Babe sells her boobs to advertisers

    Conventional use of boobs in advertising

    Boobs have always been an essential part of advertising. Boobs are things that men (and some women) will always covet. And because boobs are so coveted, an easy way to advertise your product is to simply put a pair of big old mammer-jammers next to the product you’re trying to sell. People will subconsciously associate the product with the boobs they saw and buy it immediately.

    This should not come as a surprise to anyone because we’re all guilty of buying something on impulse for the sole reason that it reminded us of a really rocking rack.

    But how can regular, busty girls use their hooters for personal financial gain? An anonymous babe from the Czech Republic has started to sell advertising space on her boobs. She wrote on a Czech classifieds website, “I am a beautiful young girl and I offer my breasts for greeting cards and adverts…Send me your message and I’ll send you a pic with it written on my breasts.”

    Simple yet inspired. Well done anonymous Czech babe. Let’s take a look at some of her boob-ads.

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    January 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 520