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  • Sex Tips from 1894 Are Really Stupid and Make Sex Sound Lame

    But newsflash, sex ain’t actually lame. Still, if the idea that sex is lame is being continually drilled into your brain by the media, you’d probably start to believe it. Like how I believe that 9/11 was an inside job after watching ‘Spare Change’ on Youtube 800 times consecutively.

    You know how you read sex tips in magazines like Cosmo and the like, and you think to yourself, “None of these sex tips sound even remotely arousing and in fact most of them are completely ridiculous and sound painful/disgusting?” Well, though I admittedly don’t read Cosmo very often, the above question is what’s usually running through my mind when I do.

    It turns out that horrible sex advice pointers have been doled out for over a century, and probably even further back than that. Cosmo, the magazine I was just dissing, recently posted some sex tips from 1894, and they’re actually pretty interesting. It seems like back then, women were trying their goddamn fucking hardest to hoodwink their husbands into never having sex.

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    July 22, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 7909

  • Advice on Leaving the “Friendzone”

    I (Your friendly neighborhood lesbian, Red Velvet) got a message asking for dating advice on my Tumblr yesterday and I figured this is something others struggle with too, so I might as well answer it publicly here.

    The question goes as follows:

    I’ve been friends with this girl for almost two years and when she’s drunk she’s all over me but when she’s sober, we always talk about how sad she is about her exbf. I don’t want to take advantage of her when she’s drunk but it’s hard because I like her and I really want to have sex with her. Do you have any advice on leaving the friendzone?”

    I really dislike this whole idea about the “friendzone”. It’s not only guys who talk about it, girls do too. The problem I have with it is a lot of people think that just being there emotionally for a person is enough to make them fall in love with you but it isn’t. A good relationship has emotional support, but they aren’t only about that.

    Most of the time I’d much rather be with the person who has the power to upset me than the person I complain about them to. The reason why is not because “girls like douchebags” but because when you like someone, your feelings give them the power to upset you even about little things. If you didn’t like them, you would just be like “that dude is a douchebag, fuck him”.

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    Having said that, I’m going to move onto what you really need to be doing to show her you like her.

    It’s time to change things up a bit. Show her that you’re more than just a therapist. If her ex boyfriend is all you two ever talk about, then no wonder you haven’t left this so called “friendzone”. Show her things you like hoping she’ll like them too. Figure out what you guys have in common and bond over that. Tease her subtly and see how she responds to that.

    To be honest, if she’s hanging off of you while drunk, there is obviously something there she’s not acknowledging because she’s either not ready or she doesn’t think you reciprocate.

    And if it turns out she still only wants to be friends with you, then to be honest there are millions of girls in the world who are going to be extremely hot, like the same things that you do, want to do them with you and will give you a fuzzier feeling than she will. Don’t you worry.

    If you have a question for a lesbian, you can ask me on my tumblr or in the comments section below.

    June 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 5643

  • 5 Tips for Giving Oral Sex from a Lesbian

    The following is a featured post from our new weekly columnist.  This is important because, unlike Chico or I (Gil Powers!), she is a woman.  On top of being a woman, she’s also a lesbian.  So if you want some alternative advice to pleasure the woman in your life (beyond Chico’s excellent sex tips columns), this seems like a good place to start!

    – Gil

    Being a woman, being with women, and being friends with women has definitely given me the upper hand when it comes to sex. So here’s a couple tips to help out those of you who want to improve your oral sex game.

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    May 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 51075

  • 45% of Men Last 2 Minutes or Less – That’s Horrible Sexual Stamina

    Guys, y’all really have to work on your game.

    Established sex-master and urologist Dr. Harry Fisch recently did a post for Nerve in which he details the ‘normal’ frequency of sexual intercourse.  The findings are of course inconclusive, because what constitutes ‘normal’ is completely subjective.  It depends on  the person and it depends on the relationship.  Nothing to see here.

    More interesting is the fact that a whopping 45% of men last 2 minutes or less during sexual intercourse before cumming.  That’s ludicrous, and certainly not enough time for the majority of women to achieve an orgasm. 2 minutes is like, straight up premature ejaculation territory.  The fact that 45% of men fall into that zone really questions our sexual health as a society.

    The average length of vaginal intercourse is about 7.3 minutes, which, although better than 2 minutes, still isn’t enough time for the average woman to achieve an orgasm consistently.

    What is a man to do?  First thing’s first, you should do some research on how to increase your sexual stamina.  A great starting point would the article written by our own Chico Dusty entitled “How Do I Increase My Sexual Stamina?”

    Things like increasing your sexual stamina take hard work and dedication, but I’m asking you to undertake the mission of improving your sexual stamina for two main reasons:

    1) Your sexual partner will thank you when you stopping blowing your load as soon as you penetrate them.

    2) We need to boost these averages up for the sake of men everywhere.  2 minutes makes us look like a bunch of goddamn jokers.

    So, to help you work on that really underwhelming sexual stamina, please look at these sexy pictures and gifs while masturbating.  Try to make yourself last a bit longer than usual.  Then, visit Sex.com and look at some more pictures and try to beat your previous record!  See, working on your sexual stamina can be fun, like a game!  Not giving your girl an orgasm isn’t fun though, for you or her.

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    Did you make it all the way to the end without cumming? Excellent work! Keep trying to break that record on Sex.com!

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    April 30, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 20318

  • Valentine’s Day Advice From Adult Stars

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    Valentine’s Day advice you can trust

    Isn’t Valentine’s Day just the worst?

    Every year we’re forced to pull ourselves out of our seasonal affective disorder-slumps and do something romantic the one (or ones) we love. It sounds nice in theory, but doing something romantic is mostly just second-guessing yourself and stressing. Any idea you have will always end up being too cheesy, too obvious, too sleazy, too selfish, etc.

    What the heck are you supposed to do?

    Lucky for us, CraveOnline went down to AVN to ask adult superstars Sophie Dee, Jessa Rhodes, Teagan Presley, Tanya Tate, and more for Valentine’s Day advice. Who knows more about sex, seduction, and romance than your favorite pornstars? If you don’t think pornstars are experts on sex, seduction, and romance then please leave right now.

    The rest of you that know pornstars have valuable Valentine’s Day advice to give, enjoy this video!

    Ahhh pornstars. Is there any dilemma in life that can’t be solved by pornstars? I highly doubt that there is.

    Heed their words and you’re guaranteed to have a great Valentine’s Day.

    Don’t forget to take Sex.com’s Super Sexy Valentine’s Day Survey!

    February 11, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 949

  • How Do I Hide My Boner? – Chico’s Sex Advice

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    How does one hide this beast?

    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from Denny. He’s a guy that has supported the blog since its inception and I feel like we wouldn’t be where we are today if it weren’t for him. Just wanted to give Denny the shoutout he deserves. And now onto his question!

    Denny writes:

    “Getting erections at random in non-erotic situations can lead to really embarrassing and awkward situations. Do you have any advice on how to a hide boner for guys that can’t help but pitch tents?”  Continue Reading

    December 9, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3086

  • Role Playing & Domination – Chico’s Sex Advice

    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from loyal Sex.com Blog pawn Shyla. 

    Shyla writes,

    “I really enjoyed your post about Thanksgiving role play scenarios. What role play scenarios do you recommend for a girl that loves to be dominated?”  Continue Reading

    December 5, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2429

  • Chico’s Sex Advice – How To Have Sex in a Bunk Bed

    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from loyal Sex.com Blog pawn EJ.

    EJ writes:

    “My boyfriend and his roommate sleep together in a bunk bed. I am concerned as my boyfriend is 24 and his roommate is 26. What tips do you have for discreet sexual encounters in a bunk bed?” Continue Reading

    December 2, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1771

  • The Best Places To Have Sex In The Office

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    Office Sex

    Office sex! Everyone’s doing it! Or at least 54% of people are doing it, according to an office sex study by Business Insider that came out in May.

    For those of us who are more accustomed to working in an office as opposed to banging in one, office sex seems daunting. For example, if I were to have sex in the office, I wouldn’t know where to do it because my office is an open concept loft with lots of windows. It’s a very nice office but I wouldn’t feel comfortable having sex in the office because there’s no where to go for privacy. Sorry I’m such a sensitive lover and not a crazy exhibitionist.

    If you’re like me and you don’t know where you would have sex in the office should the opportunity ever arise, then today’s your lucky day. EliteSingles, a UK dating service, has just published a study that examines the most popular places to have sex in an office.  Continue Reading

    November 21, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News • Views: 2408

  • Chico’s Sex Advice – Girls For Friendship and Love

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    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from a loyal Sex.com Blog pawn by the name of Millie.

    Mille asks,

    “Hi Chico. First I have to tell you I like u so much. And I want to know how can I have a girl for friendship and love?”

    First I have to tell you that I like you so much Millie!

    Now, how can you get a girl for friendship and love?  Continue Reading

    November 8, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1948